Jim Murphy to make final speech of political career
From the Labour Party
From the scottish labour party
From the snp
From Niko and Munguins band of brothers
And now off to England
To finish his university degree
His knife see rustic Labour dight,
An cut you up wi ready slight,
Trenching your gushing entrails bright,
Like onie ditch;
And then, O what a glorious sight,
Warm-reekin, rich!