Ooer! I say






Having gone to bed the other night i puts on me

42 inch flat screen tv on bedroom wall
and gets Zzzzzzzzzzzz crackling noise and no pic
then i remembers me grandson had put on the wii
and had disconnected the wireless connection to
me sky box so no signal was being sent up to me
bedroom.

Quick as flash i jumps out me bed starkers as

being a 'MAN' i sleeps au naturel   and run down stairs
to sky box under TV
and as it is very low i bends down on me knees
arse in the  air with me bollocks swinging   free and connects
the input cable
as i is doing this Taz comes up behind me
and Quickly  

SNIFFS ME ARSE AND THEN

LICKS ME BOLLOCKS

Oooer!  I says

I slowly goes back to bed

something in my relationship

with Taz has changed forever

Even in our sleep,

pain which cannot forget 

falls drop by drop upon the heart 

until, in our own despair, 

against our will,

comes wisdom through 

the awful grace of God