Having taken over me bar only a few days ago
and finding i needed some new staff.
I placed an advert in the Hootsman
and as Unemployment in Scotland
has increased in the last few days.
The candidates were from a varied
areas of Scottish society with a wealth
of experience anyway here they are
First me Cook Bella aka
Only prob with her apart from her
getting pished all the time is her one and only dish is
Fish! Fish! Fish!
Then there's Andy me bog cleaner he does
a brill job as they are always covered in shit
andy cleans and cleans soon ill get him some gloves
And there is Iain he is me
Comedy Scotsman who marches aroundthe town pretending to play the pipes
(very badly) with a sandwich board
with 'Follow me to Nikos Bar and free beer'
I did try him out as Me bar tout outside me bar
enticing the punters in..
Only thing is he didnt seem to have the
common touch with the tourists couldn't make em laugh
and when i heard him say in reply to why he left
Scotland when he said he was 'Demitted '
(What the feck does that mean)
and he had been to the killing fields in cambodia
I thought best bin him.......
but he begged for another chance so he got one .