Friday, March 30, 2018

Archie Bell & The Drells - Here I Go Again

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  1. Gesualdo McKinstryApril 12, 2018 at 1:53 AM

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    Archie Bell is from Port Ellen in Islay (his mother was May Darroch from Jura) but what is a drell?

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    1. Just to reassure all my followers... Despite all the speculation, I shall not be changing my name to Dr Inglepip Norgrove. Thank you for your support.

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    2. I will go insane if I hear any more of Baroness Andrew Bowie's uncle singing My Old Man's A Dustman.

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    3. I've just heard Vicky Carr's song. I am in tears. The emotion is prickling. Let it please be him, oh my dear god it must be him but it's not him and then I die. Again I die.
      Those are the most powerful words ever written.
      Peter Sarstedt - eat your heart out. Scratch.

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    4. I'm so glad my Aunt Judith wasn't called Donsprita.

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    5. Update: Aunt Judith's new neighbour is called Tarquin Duff. He has 2 uncles and 4 aunts.

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    6. For your information, Tarquin has 3 uncles. I bet you forgot Chippy! Don't we all!!

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    7. Tarquin himself made the mistake, Irene. I only related the information passed on to me. I was very annoyed and challenged Tarquin about misleading me. I told him neighbours must trust each other, and I did not want to have to leave the area after 18 years during which time no-one had given me fake news about their aunts and uncles. Tarquin felt guilty and admitted he had deliberately lied about the uncle called Chippy and I am now able to reveal why.
      Tarquin has NEVER met this uncle and only became aware of his existence on the demise of his (Tarquin's) grandmother Lucille Shane.
      Chippy (real name Ernest) was cut off by his family after being arrested for the theft of a Fabergé egg from the Grand Palais des Chefs d'Oeuvre in Nantes. He was imprisoned for eight years in that city and upon release made his way through Spain to Tangier where he has led the life of a dissolute vagrant ever since.
      Tarquin's aunt Thelma sought Chippy out during a trip on the Enchantment of Liguria cruise liner but was treated with disdain and threatened with being sold into slavery.
      A cautionary tale.
      I felt I had to forgive Tarquin his deception although I am punctilious in my rule that avuncular information must always be accurate.
      The Volga flows deep and silent this night.

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    8. I'm not sure what to write.

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    9. My talents:
      I can play the William Tell Overture on my cheeks by opening and closing my mouth.
      I can make switchbacks out of flour and butter.
      I can put it in my ring.

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    10. Islay? Arseflake!
      Oh, Freddie had us in kinks!
      The brieve!!! Brieve!!!!!!!!

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    11. I'm going moon viewing with my friends from the Junior Chamber of Commerce on Tuesday. It's a pity there will be no cherry blossom to complete the scene.

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    12. I'm sitting with Angélique Clavichord-Jones discussing primeval art. I am silently screaming.

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    13. Am I boring you doll? Am i fiddleypop. Another bucket at the door I suppose. Dirty bitches need to clean out there tunnels.

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    14. Today is National Bubblegum Day in Canada.

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    15. What a funny thing. My neighbour is a great fan of Michael Buble who is a Canadian and she always callz him Mikey Bubbles. Its like the bubblegum thing and Canada.

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    16. I've just had a bottle of the old oom-pah-pah juice.

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    17. A so called slippy disco? Yeah. As f*ckin if...

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    18. Celebrity TV person Susan Calman had a bout of diarrhoea when she was recording an epusode of Loose Women. The irony wasnt lost on Sandi Toksvig. Joy abounded.

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    19. I often wonder what Admiral Horthy, the Hungarian dictator in World War 2, would make of Harry Styles and electric cars if you was transported forward to our time.

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    20. Pigglers's Way. ITV3. TUESDAY

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    21. Piggler's Way is crap. That old twat's in it. Who's going to watch him trying to sell insurance to Beverley Callard? Come off it.

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    22. Hahaha. Sitting in the car waiting. What an effing nerve. Didn't even buy us burgers. Shit bag! Hey ho. And Joycie asks, Are u my uncle? I says, Who cares? Effing frustration. There he is like a fruitbat. Tit. Like that Canafian arsehole. Blue suit? Grow up! Hahaha ha. Sir John Redmood finds dead bodies in the ❄️ snow under chalets. He spooks me. Like Dalonnue Sunter. Now I is rambelling

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    23. I got royal favour. 👑 👸

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  2. This is a comment.

    I knew Archie was from Islay. We used to visit relatives around the same time in Bowmore and Bridgend.

    According to my Aunty Isobel, a drell is something to do with fishing. It's a bit of metal you tie to the lìne that makes à whistling sound.

    Maybe that's where Archie got the name for his backing singers.

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    1. Show us your chopper.

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    2. And next thing there'll be an angry Chinese woman screaming from a balcony, I suppose. We'll sorry judge but I ain't buying it. I used to drive about 2 miles to that chip shop and the fish always tasted stale.

      No mateykins I ain't no doozy's fool. Specially if there ain't no junior gonna peek out and wanna meet pip.
      Give him rice crispues.

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    3. I see Tonya has been over-imbibing again. Let it go, sweetness. The Chinese woman will never be your friend. She doesn't like you, my sweet.

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    4. I slake my wimple with a songbird's dimple.

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    5. No-one has bothered to explain COLOur Fielding to me.
      DO SO NOW. NOW!!!

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    6. I don't like people who don't make up private words. I've just made up Grubbleplomp.

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    7. Is Jilly Cooper the same person as Mrs Parker Bowles? When Prince Charles becomes King will Jilly become Queeb? But will she have yo be known as Queen Parker Bowles or Queen Jilly? Who can tell me? Does the Queen approve of Jilly?

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    8. Do they do DNA tests on members of the royal family just to make sure?
      Is that why Prince Harry is in America?
      Is ginger hair a trademark of the Windsor crowd?
      Who is married to King Prince Charles?
      Is it Queen Parker-Bowles or Jilly Cooper [Queen]?

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  3. This is a comment.

    The drell makes a whirring rather than a whistling sound. We use drells here in Portsoy too.

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    1. This is a comment. We use drells in Golspie too. Imagine!

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    2. This is a comment. Yes.

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    3. You people are obsessed with trivia while lives are being maliciously destroyed by evil organisations like Chiltern Railways. Wake up to reality!

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    4. That was a comment.

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    5. The last person who called me Tweenie Twink paid for it with a spell in hospital. Be warned.

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    6. Millicent said You'll never get the better of lardy cake. And she was write.

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    7. This ends HERE and NOW! Bastards.

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    8. Douglas 'Popsie' LauderSeptember 17, 2023 at 12:38 PM

      I think I might be an emerging market.

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  4. This is a comment. Drells are no use if you want to catch mackerel - don't use them, but gunties are a different matter.

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    1. This is a comment.

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    2. I've been touched by the furry finger.

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    3. Novelty musician Lonnie Donegan used to crochet little dolls as miniature versions of his friends, family and fellow musicians. One of Lonnie's best dolls was one of jazz musician Acker Bilk which was sold at a charity auction for £45,000. Wellness guru and future queen Meghan Marple acts as spiritual medium and communes with Lonnie via a weegie board to pass on orders for dolls which Lonnie makes and delivers to his customers after they die and move on to another plane of existence. Meghan and Lonnie do not charge for this celestial service.

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    4. Jakey Rees RowlingApril 12, 2023 at 7:14 AM

      I'm planning to write ✍️ a biography that tells the life story of actor Julian Rhynd-Tutt.

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  5. This is a comment.

    The owner of this website says she is NOT SUPPORTING SEPARATION. Is she against divorce too?

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    1. This is a reply. I'd say so Mags. A bit sad isnt it in this day in age.

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    2. Your auntie got a divorce. We know how that all ended. Don't we?

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    3. This is s comment.

      Vicious as ever I see. And you didn't even bother to saybitcwasxa comment.

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    4. Hello everyone. Harguflend here! Sorry I haven't been reaching out to you recently but I have the most exciting news about my last few months travelling. Sir John Redwind MP's ex-wife Gloria asked me to accompany her on a tour of badge-making companies in England and Wales. Those of you who know me can understand that I leaped at the chance. Wow! Badge factories!! Double wow!!! We started off in Sandbach up in Cheshire - it took forever and a day to get there! What a distance. More to follow about that particular episode... From Sandbach we went to a place called Billingham which appears to be in the north-east. And we thought Sandbach was bad! Finally we arrived in Colchester which at least isn't too far away, but sadly mediocre. Of course, the great Mr Redwish MP had lots to say about

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    5. You can correct me if im wrong, Harguflend, but isn't Lord Redword's ex-wife the sister of Quentin Tarantino?

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    6. I shall correct you, Brooke. Lord Redmoon's ex-wife is the cousin of Quentin Tarantino. She makes a cameo appearance as a never-say-die waitress in Reservoir Dogs. Like me, she has a passion for badges.

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  6. This is a reply. I don't think we should jump to conclusions, Mags. Maybe she has good reasons for opposing divorce and separation. Let's give her the chance to defend herself.

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    1. This is an experiment. I'm going to pick suggested words from the predictive text to see if they make sense.

      I like the idea of what I like the one who has a great weekend.

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    2. This is a comment.
      I remember when Miffles played strip poker in the shed.

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    3. I remember Muffled Andrew and the other one.

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    4. Yes but she was conceived in the back of a car outside the Hall in Aberfoyle. That's the kind of thing that type does. She didn't stand a chance. Doomed from conception.

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    5. LookiNg at things as if I was an outsider, I would find myself absolutely fascinating.

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  7. Three cheers for her Majesty - a mother again.

    Hip hip hoorah!
    Hip hip hoorah!
    Hip hip hoorah, Ma'am!

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    1. This is a comment. I should like to be associated with those sentiments. It is uplifting to find in these difficult times that Her Majesty is indeed prepared and willing to become a Mother Again.
      Thank you, Ma'am. Thank you.

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    2. This is a comment. I call that a very nicely expressed comment. Thank you.

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    3. How dare you?

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    4. I am writing this exactly a year after I wrote that. Spooky.

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    5. Camera Craphound-RaynesDecember 13, 2023 at 5:02 PM

      I was on a flight from LHR to LAX (as we seasoned travelers name them).

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  8. This is à comment.

    I knew Archie was from a conspiracy theory too, a bit of a drell. But...

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    1. I've said it before and I'll say it again.

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    2. I forgot a lot of words to Spitting Inages Chicken Song so Ive added a couple of new verses to celebrate Xmas.

      Lead a dragon to a car park,
      Open parcels with your teeth,
      Send a letter to a despot,
      And attack a man in Neath.

      Send a rainbow to an angel,
      Light a farthing with a spot,
      And prevent Miss Enid Clayton
      From acquiring a new yacht.

      Seasons Greeting everyone.

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  9. This is a comment. I remember that song. Archie Belling had a weird way of of singing "Baby", lìke "Beeby". But I liked it.

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    1. This is a comment. I liked it too. Sometimes I whistle it. Remember that song, I yodel as I whittle. It was kind of the same but diffrent.

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    2. This is an extra comment.
      PS. It was only diffrent some ways. Not all ways.

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    3. I'm glad you made it clear about the song only being different in some ways. This is a comment.

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    4. I renewed my thingummy with the picturem

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    5. I'm sick of people making lists of the 10 best cities to visit. They twist my nutmeg.

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  10. Tamzin OuthwaiteMay 3, 2018 at 2:58 PM

    This is a question? Does anybody remember a song called "Matchstick cats and dogs"? Thank you. See you.

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    1. This is an answer.

      No.

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    2. Megan spun round. Young Hewitt lunged forward and they were rushed to hospital riddled with attention deficit disorder.

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    3. I remember when Young Hewitt's uncle Earl threw his head back and broke into peals of laughter.

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    4. A poem on this very special day.

      Taypad Livesey and Mandy Slack,
      They never looked forward,
      And they never looked back.
      They never looked forward.
      They never looked back.
      Taypad Livesey and Ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-mandy Slack-er.

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    5. Ethel Staveley (Miss♤)December 13, 2023 at 5:04 PM

      I'm a force of nature.

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  11. This is a question. Why is everybody going on about Max Bygraves and David Miliband? Get a grip, people.

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    1. Your right Tamzin. They need to step back and see the big picture. I have a seriously message for then all. Hey, people of the couple. Listen to get the money in hotels. Nowadays air can take place when we send little tokens of the couple.

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    2. Sorry, I forgot to say "This is a comment".

      "I apogolise", as Cherry used to say to Alan.

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    3. This is a comment. I pay no attention what so ever to all the Max Bygraves and David Milliband stuff. Life is two short people.

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    4. Oops. Almost forgot something as Cherry popped a contraceptive pill in her mouth.
      Hello, Ridley.

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  12. He's cakey.

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    1. Gesualdo McKinstryJune 9, 2018 at 8:40 PM

      He might be cakey but you had an uncle called Bubbles. Everyone knew.

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    2. At least he was an uncle

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    3. I might have curry tomorrow.

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    4. I saw an American man in a film this afternoon. Does anybody know his name?

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  13. This is a dreary blog. As dead as an idea in the Ruth Davidson Conservative Labour Party.

    I dance and dance and dance. I lose myself in my dance.

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    1. I says to my wife "You're looking spicy."
      She says "You've got a gashy mooth."

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    2. I'm writing this exactly a year after you wrote that. Awesome.

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    3. I think you are awesome for marrying a deadbeat who isn't even related to King Prince Charles

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  14. This is comment. I don't like dancing because it gives me heartburn but that doesn't mean I don't approve of dancing. If other people do it I don't mind as long as they don't start touching each other up in public. I don't mind what they do in the privacy of their bedrooms or kitchens but just don't rub my house in the whole sordid display. I've spent time in Portugal so I think I know a little bit about human nature. Some people. Really aewful.

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    1. A reminder that today is February 10th. I wish to celebrate the moment in song.

      Morrison Mell said to Alison Snell,
      Let's dance the night away.
      And Alison Snell said to Morrison Mell,
      I'm dancing anyway (boom boom).
      So Morrison Mell says to Alison Snell,
      Let's dance and prance and sail to France,
      And into a live-filled trance in the morning.
      Like a moonbeam on a lovely hillside.

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    2. I'm so sorry for ruining the moment. Obviously the second last line is

      And fall into a love-filled trance in the morning.

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    3. It's pathetic all u his going on about gerbils. Who cares?

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  15. I just thought of this - Archie Bell and the Bellends. That's funny isn't it.

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  16. Eeh, mother, it's a dead duck. I say it's a dead duck.

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    1. Journalist Carole Malone had duck a l'orange in a restaurant.

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  17. My sister-in-law suggests I change my name to Godfrey Fandango. I'm trying to resist the pressure. But she is so insistent.

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    1. I know.

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    2. Ánd what's all this about the Queen becoming a mother again?

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    3. Lady Hortense Giblet-RiceNovember 9, 2021 at 9:06 AM

      "Her Majesty has become a mother to baby Mathilda Agatha Prudence at 7.41 this morning, Tuesday 9th November. Mother and child doing well. Father recovering in cardiac care. Baby to start earning from tomorrow. God save the Queen."
      from BBC Royal Correspondent Nicky the Witch

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    4. The father's probably a Hewitt. Usually is.

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    5. So is the uncle. It's like getting out of prison.

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  18. I'm trying to push through.

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    1. This is a request.
      Please don't do it Celia. Please.

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  19. Remember I'm the sort of person who gets invited to weddings in Denmark.

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    1. That's cause nobody will invite you to weddings here. With white people.

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    2. Vicious again. I am horrified by the toxic comments all over this website. You can almost smell the hatred. Bastards.

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    3. I hate it when I try to perch my watch at an angle so I can see it from the bed then the watch strap goes flat. If I try to fixed it it sometimes falls on the floor. Oh christ it's just done it again. Oh Jesus what am i supposedly to do.

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  20. The King of Norway, King Harald, studied soil science at Aberdeen University in the 1970s. He lived in a flat on Mid Stocket Road.

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  21. It is impossible to eat a cherry in one bite.

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  22. There are 23 hotels in Argyll called the Argyll Arms.

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  23. In Italy it is considered rude for a man to walk on the right of a woman.

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  24. 1970s DJ Alan Freeman was a regular diner at the Windsor in Perth. He used to fly up to Edinburgh and be chauffeur driven to Perth once a month to enjoy high tea there.

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  25. The swan is the only bird in the world to lay only one egg in its lifetime.

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  26. British celebrity Scarlett Moffitt has been made Chair of Comparative Literature at the University of Aston.

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  27. On average Canadian men are 23.6% older than women.

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  28. There are only 6 types of tree now growing in Honduras, compared to 78 types in 1892.

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  29. Knitting needles were developed from chop sticks by Emperor Wu Zi in 16th century China.

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  33. Consuming one honey-coated throat sweet per day can make people sound visibly younger.

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  34. Morris dancing originated as a humorous parody of the famous Jacobean Dancing Wenches at the Court of St James.

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  35. In a tradition dating back to 1823, Parliamentarians in Belgium are served only cold meals in the official dining rooms.

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  37. American politician Sarah Palin was born in a car.

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  41. As well as being a talented pianist, Winifred Atwell was a leading taxidermist, specialising in fish.

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    1. Mimolette de la CroucheMay 26, 2023 at 5:53 PM

      I have it every morning. Boiled then strained.

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  49. Princess Diana is the most famous person in the world.

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  51. In Malaysia any man caught by the police pouting in public will be arrested and brought before the courts.

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  52. William Shakespeare first came to public notice as a broom maker.

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  55. Vladimir Putin is the only war criminal to have launched his own range of colourful crocheted ponchos.

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    2. Jakey Rees RowlingApril 12, 2023 at 7:18 AM

      Poignant

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  57. Dominique is the French version of the Olde English name, Clifford.

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  60. Corporate anxiety has more than doubled since the start of reporting.

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  62. In Malta on good Friday people hide other people's cars in different people's garages.

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    2. No they do not. That is complete piffle.

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  65. Harry Hewitt was a character in British drama series, Coronation Street, not a prince married to an actress.

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  67. People in Belize are encouraged to call their dogs "Sounder".

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