I've just heard Vicky Carr's song. I am in tears. The emotion is prickling. Let it please be him, oh my dear god it must be him but it's not him and then I die. Again I die. Those are the most powerful words ever written. Peter Sarstedt - eat your heart out. Scratch.
Tarquin himself made the mistake, Irene. I only related the information passed on to me. I was very annoyed and challenged Tarquin about misleading me. I told him neighbours must trust each other, and I did not want to have to leave the area after 18 years during which time no-one had given me fake news about their aunts and uncles. Tarquin felt guilty and admitted he had deliberately lied about the uncle called Chippy and I am now able to reveal why. Tarquin has NEVER met this uncle and only became aware of his existence on the demise of his (Tarquin's) grandmother Lucille Shane. Chippy (real name Ernest) was cut off by his family after being arrested for the theft of a Fabergé egg from the Grand Palais des Chefs d'Oeuvre in Nantes. He was imprisoned for eight years in that city and upon release made his way through Spain to Tangier where he has led the life of a dissolute vagrant ever since. Tarquin's aunt Thelma sought Chippy out during a trip on the Enchantment of Liguria cruise liner but was treated with disdain and threatened with being sold into slavery. A cautionary tale. I felt I had to forgive Tarquin his deception although I am punctilious in my rule that avuncular information must always be accurate. The Volga flows deep and silent this night.
My talents: I can play the William Tell Overture on my cheeks by opening and closing my mouth. I can make switchbacks out of flour and butter. I can put it in my ring.
I'm going moon viewing with my friends from the Junior Chamber of Commerce on Tuesday. It's a pity there will be no cherry blossom to complete the scene.
What a funny thing. My neighbour is a great fan of Michael Buble who is a Canadian and she always callz him Mikey Bubbles. Its like the bubblegum thing and Canada.
Celebrity TV person Susan Calman had a bout of diarrhoea when she was recording an epusode of Loose Women. The irony wasnt lost on Sandi Toksvig. Joy abounded.
I often wonder what Admiral Horthy, the Hungarian dictator in World War 2, would make of Harry Styles and electric cars if you was transported forward to our time.
Hahaha. Sitting in the car waiting. What an effing nerve. Didn't even buy us burgers. Shit bag! Hey ho. And Joycie asks, Are u my uncle? I says, Who cares? Effing frustration. There he is like a fruitbat. Tit. Like that Canafian arsehole. Blue suit? Grow up! Hahaha ha. Sir John Redmood finds dead bodies in the ❄️ snow under chalets. He spooks me. Like Dalonnue Sunter. Now I is rambelling
And next thing there'll be an angry Chinese woman screaming from a balcony, I suppose. We'll sorry judge but I ain't buying it. I used to drive about 2 miles to that chip shop and the fish always tasted stale.
No mateykins I ain't no doozy's fool. Specially if there ain't no junior gonna peek out and wanna meet pip. Give him rice crispues.
Is Jilly Cooper the same person as Mrs Parker Bowles? When Prince Charles becomes King will Jilly become Queeb? But will she have yo be known as Queen Parker Bowles or Queen Jilly? Who can tell me? Does the Queen approve of Jilly?
Do they do DNA tests on members of the royal family just to make sure? Is that why Prince Harry is in America? Is ginger hair a trademark of the Windsor crowd? Who is married to King Prince Charles? Is it Queen Parker-Bowles or Jilly Cooper [Queen]?
Whenever I travel around Europe by train I always carry a shotgun in an exquisite walnut case for my own protection. Madame Hulotte advised me that was the best option bearing in mind the dangers with Habsburg spies.
Novelty musician Lonnie Donegan used to crochet little dolls as miniature versions of his friends, family and fellow musicians. One of Lonnie's best dolls was one of jazz musician Acker Bilk which was sold at a charity auction for £45,000. Wellness guru and future queen Meghan Marple acts as spiritual medium and communes with Lonnie via a weegie board to pass on orders for dolls which Lonnie makes and delivers to his customers after they die and move on to another plane of existence. Meghan and Lonnie do not charge for this celestial service.
Hello everyone. Harguflend here! Sorry I haven't been reaching out to you recently but I have the most exciting news about my last few months travelling. Sir John Redwind MP's ex-wife Gloria asked me to accompany her on a tour of badge-making companies in England and Wales. Those of you who know me can understand that I leaped at the chance. Wow! Badge factories!! Double wow!!! We started off in Sandbach up in Cheshire - it took forever and a day to get there! What a distance. More to follow about that particular episode... From Sandbach we went to a place called Billingham which appears to be in the north-east. And we thought Sandbach was bad! Finally we arrived in Colchester which at least isn't too far away, but sadly mediocre. Of course, the great Mr Redwish MP had lots to say about
I shall correct you, Brooke. Lord Redmoon's ex-wife is the cousin of Quentin Tarantino. She makes a cameo appearance as a never-say-die waitress in Reservoir Dogs. Like me, she has a passion for badges.
This is a reply. I don't think we should jump to conclusions, Mags. Maybe she has good reasons for opposing divorce and separation. Let's give her the chance to defend herself.
Yes but she was conceived in the back of a car outside the Hall in Aberfoyle. That's the kind of thing that type does. She didn't stand a chance. Doomed from conception.
This is a comment. I should like to be associated with those sentiments. It is uplifting to find in these difficult times that Her Majesty is indeed prepared and willing to become a Mother Again. Thank you, Ma'am. Thank you.
Taypad Livesey and Mandy Slack, They never looked forward, And they never looked back. They never looked forward. They never looked back. Taypad Livesey and Ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-mandy Slack-er.
Your right Tamzin. They need to step back and see the big picture. I have a seriously message for then all. Hey, people of the couple. Listen to get the money in hotels. Nowadays air can take place when we send little tokens of the couple.
This is comment. I don't like dancing because it gives me heartburn but that doesn't mean I don't approve of dancing. If other people do it I don't mind as long as they don't start touching each other up in public. I don't mind what they do in the privacy of their bedrooms or kitchens but just don't rub my house in the whole sordid display. I've spent time in Portugal so I think I know a little bit about human nature. Some people. Really aewful.
A reminder that today is February 10th. I wish to celebrate the moment in song.
Morrison Mell said to Alison Snell, Let's dance the night away. And Alison Snell said to Morrison Mell, I'm dancing anyway (boom boom). So Morrison Mell says to Alison Snell, Let's dance and prance and sail to France, And into a live-filled trance in the morning. Like a moonbeam on a lovely hillside.
"Her Majesty has become a mother to baby Mathilda Agatha Prudence at 7.41 this morning, Tuesday 9th November. Mother and child doing well. Father recovering in cardiac care. Baby to start earning from tomorrow. God save the Queen." from BBC Royal Correspondent Nicky the Witch
I hate it when I try to perch my watch at an angle so I can see it from the bed then the watch strap goes flat. If I try to fixed it it sometimes falls on the floor. Oh christ it's just done it again. Oh Jesus what am i supposedly to do.
1970s DJ Alan Freeman was a regular diner at the Windsor in Perth. He used to fly up to Edinburgh and be chauffeur driven to Perth once a month to enjoy high tea there.
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ReplyDeleteArchie Bell is from Port Ellen in Islay (his mother was May Darroch from Jura) but what is a drell?
Just to reassure all my followers... Despite all the speculation, I shall not be changing my name to Dr Inglepip Norgrove. Thank you for your support.
DeleteI will go insane if I hear any more of Baroness Andrew Bowie's uncle singing My Old Man's A Dustman.
DeleteI've just heard Vicky Carr's song. I am in tears. The emotion is prickling. Let it please be him, oh my dear god it must be him but it's not him and then I die. Again I die.
DeleteThose are the most powerful words ever written.
Peter Sarstedt - eat your heart out. Scratch.
I'm so glad my Aunt Judith wasn't called Donsprita.
DeleteUpdate: Aunt Judith's new neighbour is called Tarquin Duff. He has 2 uncles and 4 aunts.
DeleteFor your information, Tarquin has 3 uncles. I bet you forgot Chippy! Don't we all!!
DeleteTarquin himself made the mistake, Irene. I only related the information passed on to me. I was very annoyed and challenged Tarquin about misleading me. I told him neighbours must trust each other, and I did not want to have to leave the area after 18 years during which time no-one had given me fake news about their aunts and uncles. Tarquin felt guilty and admitted he had deliberately lied about the uncle called Chippy and I am now able to reveal why.
DeleteTarquin has NEVER met this uncle and only became aware of his existence on the demise of his (Tarquin's) grandmother Lucille Shane.
Chippy (real name Ernest) was cut off by his family after being arrested for the theft of a Fabergé egg from the Grand Palais des Chefs d'Oeuvre in Nantes. He was imprisoned for eight years in that city and upon release made his way through Spain to Tangier where he has led the life of a dissolute vagrant ever since.
Tarquin's aunt Thelma sought Chippy out during a trip on the Enchantment of Liguria cruise liner but was treated with disdain and threatened with being sold into slavery.
A cautionary tale.
I felt I had to forgive Tarquin his deception although I am punctilious in my rule that avuncular information must always be accurate.
The Volga flows deep and silent this night.
I'm not sure what to write.
DeleteMy talents:
DeleteI can play the William Tell Overture on my cheeks by opening and closing my mouth.
I can make switchbacks out of flour and butter.
I can put it in my ring.
Islay? Arseflake!
DeleteOh, Freddie had us in kinks!
The brieve!!! Brieve!!!!!!!!
I'm going moon viewing with my friends from the Junior Chamber of Commerce on Tuesday. It's a pity there will be no cherry blossom to complete the scene.
DeleteI'm sitting with Angélique Clavichord-Jones discussing primeval art. I am silently screaming.
DeleteAm I boring you doll? Am i fiddleypop. Another bucket at the door I suppose. Dirty bitches need to clean out there tunnels.
DeleteToday is National Bubblegum Day in Canada.
DeleteWhat a funny thing. My neighbour is a great fan of Michael Buble who is a Canadian and she always callz him Mikey Bubbles. Its like the bubblegum thing and Canada.
DeleteI've just had a bottle of the old oom-pah-pah juice.
DeleteA so called slippy disco? Yeah. As f*ckin if...
DeleteCelebrity TV person Susan Calman had a bout of diarrhoea when she was recording an epusode of Loose Women. The irony wasnt lost on Sandi Toksvig. Joy abounded.
DeleteI often wonder what Admiral Horthy, the Hungarian dictator in World War 2, would make of Harry Styles and electric cars if you was transported forward to our time.
DeletePigglers's Way. ITV3. TUESDAY
DeletePiggler's Way is crap. That old twat's in it. Who's going to watch him trying to sell insurance to Beverley Callard? Come off it.
DeleteHahaha. Sitting in the car waiting. What an effing nerve. Didn't even buy us burgers. Shit bag! Hey ho. And Joycie asks, Are u my uncle? I says, Who cares? Effing frustration. There he is like a fruitbat. Tit. Like that Canafian arsehole. Blue suit? Grow up! Hahaha ha. Sir John Redmood finds dead bodies in the ❄️ snow under chalets. He spooks me. Like Dalonnue Sunter. Now I is rambelling
DeleteI got royal favour. 👑 👸
DeleteI swam in the River Stinchar. Wearing NO clothes!!
DeleteBeat that!
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ReplyDeleteI knew Archie was from Islay. We used to visit relatives around the same time in Bowmore and Bridgend.
According to my Aunty Isobel, a drell is something to do with fishing. It's a bit of metal you tie to the lìne that makes à whistling sound.
Maybe that's where Archie got the name for his backing singers.
Show us your chopper.
DeleteAnd next thing there'll be an angry Chinese woman screaming from a balcony, I suppose. We'll sorry judge but I ain't buying it. I used to drive about 2 miles to that chip shop and the fish always tasted stale.
DeleteNo mateykins I ain't no doozy's fool. Specially if there ain't no junior gonna peek out and wanna meet pip.
Give him rice crispues.
I see Tonya has been over-imbibing again. Let it go, sweetness. The Chinese woman will never be your friend. She doesn't like you, my sweet.
DeleteI slake my wimple with a songbird's dimple.
DeleteNo-one has bothered to explain COLOur Fielding to me.
DeleteDO SO NOW. NOW!!!
I don't like people who don't make up private words. I've just made up Grubbleplomp.
DeleteIs Jilly Cooper the same person as Mrs Parker Bowles? When Prince Charles becomes King will Jilly become Queeb? But will she have yo be known as Queen Parker Bowles or Queen Jilly? Who can tell me? Does the Queen approve of Jilly?
DeleteDo they do DNA tests on members of the royal family just to make sure?
DeleteIs that why Prince Harry is in America?
Is ginger hair a trademark of the Windsor crowd?
Who is married to King Prince Charles?
Is it Queen Parker-Bowles or Jilly Cooper [Queen]?
What is it all about? Who are they?
DeleteThis is a comment.
ReplyDeleteThe drell makes a whirring rather than a whistling sound. We use drells here in Portsoy too.
This is a comment. We use drells in Golspie too. Imagine!
DeleteThis is a comment. Yes.
DeleteYou people are obsessed with trivia while lives are being maliciously destroyed by evil organisations like Chiltern Railways. Wake up to reality!
DeleteThat was a comment.
DeleteThe last person who called me Tweenie Twink paid for it with a spell in hospital. Be warned.
DeleteMillicent said You'll never get the better of lardy cake. And she was write.
DeleteThis ends HERE and NOW! Bastards.
DeleteI think I might be an emerging market.
DeleteWhenever I travel around Europe by train I always carry a shotgun in an exquisite walnut case for my own protection. Madame Hulotte advised me that was the best option bearing in mind the dangers with Habsburg spies.
DeleteThis is a comment. Drells are no use if you want to catch mackerel - don't use them, but gunties are a different matter.
ReplyDeleteThis is a comment.
DeleteI've been touched by the furry finger.
DeleteNovelty musician Lonnie Donegan used to crochet little dolls as miniature versions of his friends, family and fellow musicians. One of Lonnie's best dolls was one of jazz musician Acker Bilk which was sold at a charity auction for £45,000. Wellness guru and future queen Meghan Marple acts as spiritual medium and communes with Lonnie via a weegie board to pass on orders for dolls which Lonnie makes and delivers to his customers after they die and move on to another plane of existence. Meghan and Lonnie do not charge for this celestial service.
DeleteI'm planning to write ✍️ a biography that tells the life story of actor Julian Rhynd-Tutt.
DeleteIt makes my blood BOIL whenever I think that Julian Rhynd-Tutt has not been awarded an Oscar. (HF6)
DeleteThis is a comment.
ReplyDeleteThe owner of this website says she is NOT SUPPORTING SEPARATION. Is she against divorce too?
This is a reply. I'd say so Mags. A bit sad isnt it in this day in age.
DeleteYour auntie got a divorce. We know how that all ended. Don't we?
DeleteThis is s comment.
DeleteVicious as ever I see. And you didn't even bother to saybitcwasxa comment.
Hello everyone. Harguflend here! Sorry I haven't been reaching out to you recently but I have the most exciting news about my last few months travelling. Sir John Redwind MP's ex-wife Gloria asked me to accompany her on a tour of badge-making companies in England and Wales. Those of you who know me can understand that I leaped at the chance. Wow! Badge factories!! Double wow!!! We started off in Sandbach up in Cheshire - it took forever and a day to get there! What a distance. More to follow about that particular episode... From Sandbach we went to a place called Billingham which appears to be in the north-east. And we thought Sandbach was bad! Finally we arrived in Colchester which at least isn't too far away, but sadly mediocre. Of course, the great Mr Redwish MP had lots to say about
DeleteYou can correct me if im wrong, Harguflend, but isn't Lord Redword's ex-wife the sister of Quentin Tarantino?
DeleteI shall correct you, Brooke. Lord Redmoon's ex-wife is the cousin of Quentin Tarantino. She makes a cameo appearance as a never-say-die waitress in Reservoir Dogs. Like me, she has a passion for badges.
DeleteThis is a reply. I don't think we should jump to conclusions, Mags. Maybe she has good reasons for opposing divorce and separation. Let's give her the chance to defend herself.
ReplyDeleteThis is an experiment. I'm going to pick suggested words from the predictive text to see if they make sense.
DeleteI like the idea of what I like the one who has a great weekend.
This is a comment.
DeleteI remember when Miffles played strip poker in the shed.
I remember Muffled Andrew and the other one.
DeleteYes but she was conceived in the back of a car outside the Hall in Aberfoyle. That's the kind of thing that type does. She didn't stand a chance. Doomed from conception.
DeleteLookiNg at things as if I was an outsider, I would find myself absolutely fascinating.
DeleteThree cheers for her Majesty - a mother again.
ReplyDeleteHip hip hoorah!
Hip hip hoorah!
Hip hip hoorah, Ma'am!
This is a comment. I should like to be associated with those sentiments. It is uplifting to find in these difficult times that Her Majesty is indeed prepared and willing to become a Mother Again.
DeleteThank you, Ma'am. Thank you.
This is a comment. I call that a very nicely expressed comment. Thank you.
DeleteHow dare you?
DeleteI am writing this exactly a year after I wrote that. Spooky.
DeleteI was on a flight from LHR to LAX (as we seasoned travelers name them).
DeleteThis is à comment.
ReplyDeleteI knew Archie was from a conspiracy theory too, a bit of a drell. But...
I've said it before and I'll say it again.
DeleteI forgot a lot of words to Spitting Inages Chicken Song so Ive added a couple of new verses to celebrate Xmas.
DeleteLead a dragon to a car park,
Open parcels with your teeth,
Send a letter to a despot,
And attack a man in Neath.
Send a rainbow to an angel,
Light a farthing with a spot,
And prevent Miss Enid Clayton
From acquiring a new yacht.
Seasons Greeting everyone.
This is a comment. I remember that song. Archie Belling had a weird way of of singing "Baby", lìke "Beeby". But I liked it.
ReplyDeleteThis is a comment. I liked it too. Sometimes I whistle it. Remember that song, I yodel as I whittle. It was kind of the same but diffrent.
DeleteThis is an extra comment.
DeletePS. It was only diffrent some ways. Not all ways.
I'm glad you made it clear about the song only being different in some ways. This is a comment.
DeleteI renewed my thingummy with the picturem
DeleteI'm sick of people making lists of the 10 best cities to visit. They twist my nutmeg.
DeleteThis is a question? Does anybody remember a song called "Matchstick cats and dogs"? Thank you. See you.
ReplyDeleteThis is an answer.
DeleteNo.
Megan spun round. Young Hewitt lunged forward and they were rushed to hospital riddled with attention deficit disorder.
DeleteI remember when Young Hewitt's uncle Earl threw his head back and broke into peals of laughter.
DeleteA poem on this very special day.
DeleteTaypad Livesey and Mandy Slack,
They never looked forward,
And they never looked back.
They never looked forward.
They never looked back.
Taypad Livesey and Ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-mandy Slack-er.
I'm a force of nature.
DeleteThis is a question. Why is everybody going on about Max Bygraves and David Miliband? Get a grip, people.
ReplyDeleteYour right Tamzin. They need to step back and see the big picture. I have a seriously message for then all. Hey, people of the couple. Listen to get the money in hotels. Nowadays air can take place when we send little tokens of the couple.
DeleteSorry, I forgot to say "This is a comment".
Delete"I apogolise", as Cherry used to say to Alan.
This is a comment. I pay no attention what so ever to all the Max Bygraves and David Milliband stuff. Life is two short people.
DeleteOops. Almost forgot something as Cherry popped a contraceptive pill in her mouth.
DeleteHello, Ridley.
He's cakey.
ReplyDeleteHe might be cakey but you had an uncle called Bubbles. Everyone knew.
DeleteAt least he was an uncle
DeleteI might have curry tomorrow.
DeleteI saw an American man in a film this afternoon. Does anybody know his name?
DeleteThis is a dreary blog. As dead as an idea in the Ruth Davidson Conservative Labour Party.
ReplyDeleteI dance and dance and dance. I lose myself in my dance.
I says to my wife "You're looking spicy."
DeleteShe says "You've got a gashy mooth."
I'm writing this exactly a year after you wrote that. Awesome.
DeleteI think you are awesome for marrying a deadbeat who isn't even related to King Prince Charles
DeleteThis is comment. I don't like dancing because it gives me heartburn but that doesn't mean I don't approve of dancing. If other people do it I don't mind as long as they don't start touching each other up in public. I don't mind what they do in the privacy of their bedrooms or kitchens but just don't rub my house in the whole sordid display. I've spent time in Portugal so I think I know a little bit about human nature. Some people. Really aewful.
ReplyDeleteA reminder that today is February 10th. I wish to celebrate the moment in song.
DeleteMorrison Mell said to Alison Snell,
Let's dance the night away.
And Alison Snell said to Morrison Mell,
I'm dancing anyway (boom boom).
So Morrison Mell says to Alison Snell,
Let's dance and prance and sail to France,
And into a live-filled trance in the morning.
Like a moonbeam on a lovely hillside.
I'm so sorry for ruining the moment. Obviously the second last line is
DeleteAnd fall into a love-filled trance in the morning.
It's pathetic all u his going on about gerbils. Who cares?
DeleteI just thought of this - Archie Bell and the Bellends. That's funny isn't it.
ReplyDeleteEeh, mother, it's a dead duck. I say it's a dead duck.
ReplyDeleteJournalist Carole Malone had duck a l'orange in a restaurant.
DeleteMy sister-in-law suggests I change my name to Godfrey Fandango. I'm trying to resist the pressure. But she is so insistent.
ReplyDeleteI know.
DeleteÁnd what's all this about the Queen becoming a mother again?
Delete"Her Majesty has become a mother to baby Mathilda Agatha Prudence at 7.41 this morning, Tuesday 9th November. Mother and child doing well. Father recovering in cardiac care. Baby to start earning from tomorrow. God save the Queen."
Deletefrom BBC Royal Correspondent Nicky the Witch
The father's probably a Hewitt. Usually is.
DeleteSo is the uncle. It's like getting out of prison.
DeleteI'm trying to push through.
ReplyDeleteThis is a request.
DeletePlease don't do it Celia. Please.
Remember I'm the sort of person who gets invited to weddings in Denmark.
ReplyDeleteThat's cause nobody will invite you to weddings here. With white people.
DeleteVicious again. I am horrified by the toxic comments all over this website. You can almost smell the hatred. Bastards.
DeleteI hate it when I try to perch my watch at an angle so I can see it from the bed then the watch strap goes flat. If I try to fixed it it sometimes falls on the floor. Oh christ it's just done it again. Oh Jesus what am i supposedly to do.
DeleteThe King of Norway, King Harald, studied soil science at Aberdeen University in the 1970s. He lived in a flat on Mid Stocket Road.
ReplyDeleteIt is impossible to eat a cherry in one bite.
ReplyDeleteThere are 23 hotels in Argyll called the Argyll Arms.
ReplyDeleteIn Italy it is considered rude for a man to walk on the right of a woman.
ReplyDelete1970s DJ Alan Freeman was a regular diner at the Windsor in Perth. He used to fly up to Edinburgh and be chauffeur driven to Perth once a month to enjoy high tea there.
ReplyDeleteThe swan is the only bird in the world to lay only one egg in its lifetime.
ReplyDeleteBritish celebrity Scarlett Moffitt has been made Chair of Comparative Literature at the University of Aston.
ReplyDeleteOn average Canadian men are 23.6% older than women.
ReplyDeleteThere are only 6 types of tree now growing in Honduras, compared to 78 types in 1892.
ReplyDeleteKnitting needles were developed from chop sticks by Emperor Wu Zi in 16th century China.
ReplyDeleteIt is against the law to buy, sell or advertise candles in Gibraltar.
ReplyDeleteYou should be against the law.
DeleteActress Annette Crosbie is the only person to have visited all 50 states in the USA.
ReplyDeleteNo new colours have been invented since 2011.
ReplyDeleteAubergines were developed in a laboratory in Karlskrona, Sweden, by Dr Vibeke Lindfors in the early 1980s.
DeleteNo they were not.
DeleteConsuming one honey-coated throat sweet per day can make people sound visibly younger.
ReplyDeleteMorris dancing originated as a humorous parody of the famous Jacobean Dancing Wenches at the Court of St James.
ReplyDeleteIn a tradition dating back to 1823, Parliamentarians in Belgium are served only cold meals in the official dining rooms.
ReplyDeleteThere are more kilograms per square metre in Athens than in any other European city combined.
ReplyDeleteThere are.
DeleteAmerican politician Sarah Palin was born in a car.
ReplyDeleteStrictly speaking, the Isle of Wight is not an island.
ReplyDeleteFenton Steiner was the first person to win an Oscar in the first ever awards ceremony in 1923.
ReplyDeleteGardens were soon photographed in Croatia.
ReplyDeleteJournalist Carole Malone has a garden.
DeleteAs well as being a talented pianist, Winifred Atwell was a leading taxidermist, specialising in fish.
ReplyDeleteOfficially, Wales is considered part of the Republic of Mexico.
ReplyDeleteTulips cannot grow in the Canary Islands.
ReplyDeleteAncient Egypt was actually located in what is now Sudan.
ReplyDeleteThe colour blue is an optical illusion.
ReplyDeleteMarie Antoinette was the first person to hypnotise a Duke.
ReplyDeleteCountry dwellers enjoy a higher resistance to microbes than residents of middle-sized inland towns.
ReplyDeleteTulip juice is a popular breakfast drink throughout western Europe.
ReplyDeleteI have it every morning. Boiled then strained.
DeletePrincess Diana is the most famous person in the world.
ReplyDeletePassports are required when entering and leaving.
ReplyDeleteJournalist Carole Malone has a passport.
DeleteIn Malaysia any man caught by the police pouting in public will be arrested and brought before the courts.
ReplyDeleteWilliam Shakespeare first came to public notice as a broom maker.
ReplyDelete17 hours without sleep can lead to malaria.
ReplyDeleteAll numbers can be added together more than once.
ReplyDeleteVladimir Putin is the only war criminal to have launched his own range of colourful crocheted ponchos.
ReplyDeleteDisappointing that you have no access to facts. Shame.
DeletePoignant
DeleteDominique is the French version of the Olde English name, Clifford.
ReplyDeleteThe Eurovision Song Contest has been won twice by countries that did not enter.
ReplyDeleteName them.
DeletePlaster of Paris has no connection to the French capital and in fact is banned there.
ReplyDeleteCorporate anxiety has more than doubled since the start of reporting.
ReplyDeleteThe NOBO chart was the brainchild of Nicole Olafsson and Benjamin O'Hara.
ReplyDeleteIn Malta on good Friday people hide other people's cars in different people's garages.
ReplyDeleteRubbish. Absolute twaddle.
DeleteNo they do not. That is complete piffle.
DeleteKinshasa is home to more millionaires than Rome
ReplyDeleteDrusilla Beyfuss is England's most acclaimed actress
ReplyDeleteI'm off the scale! Wheeee!!
DeleteHarry Hewitt was a character in British drama series, Coronation Street, not a prince married to an actress.
ReplyDeleteDoris Day's son became the king of the Czech Republic in 1993.
ReplyDeletePeople in Belize are encouraged to call their dogs "Sounder".
ReplyDeleteJournalist Carole Malone has a dog.
DeleteThe Scottish village of Lochgilphead is home to no less than three Oscar winners.
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ReplyDeleteYou can slip a coin into my slit anytime.
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DeleteI'm plunging into a rip-tide of emotions thanks to the failure of the street party. Nobody was interested in the cioronation.
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