Having gone to bed the other night i puts on me
42 inch flat screen tv on bedroom wall
and gets Zzzzzzzzzzzz crackling noise and no pic
then i remembers me grandson had put on the wii
and had disconnected the wireless connection to
me sky box so no signal was being sent up to me
bedroom.
Quick as flash i jumps out me bed starkers as
being a 'MAN' i sleeps au naturel and run down stairs
to sky box under TV
and as it is very low i bends down on me knees
arse in the air with me bollocks swinging free and connects
the input cable
as i is doing this Taz comes up behind me
and Quickly
SNIFFS ME ARSE AND THEN
LICKS ME BOLLOCKS
Oooer! I says
I slowly goes back to bed
something in my relationship
with Taz has changed forever
Aah! Greek sex. That makes sense, My wife had a friend, who with another friend on holiday to Greece, strayed onto a nudist beach and making the best of it although a bit embarrassed found a wee corner and stripped off. They hadn't been there half an hour when this big hairy Greek fucker walked up, lay down in the sand next to them, had a wank, shot his load into the sand, got up and walked off without saying a word. Now that was cool!
ReplyDeleteLOL, Niko, you paint a quite gruesome picture! Did you hear the equally gruesome tale about Gordon Brown and Ann Widdecombe?
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