There is a female Pakistani minister from humble beginnings 





And Their is an Old Etonian toff white male a  personal friend of Cameron who is also a minister
both accused of misdemeanors.

So who does Cameron ask  Alex Allan, to fully investigate and report back asap?

What a dickwad



Yep thats right the Pakistani female 
the dick wad gets a free bottle of bubbly       

Fairness Cameron style