my dying day
Niko on his death bed
with the local snp Gauleiter
by his bedside(uninvited)
Gauleiter- Hurry up and die Niko
we have some Polish Scots
waiting to move into your croft
and they cant wait any longer to move in
Niko-(dying) arghh! Vote Labour ! (dies)
Gauleiter- (punching the deceased Niko in the face)
Calls out.
Come on you Poles there's another dying Scot down
the gait and we need to move our supporters in asap
for CH
Cast
Niko-Himself
local snp Gauleiter-tris
other roles were played
by members of the cast
Whit! Nah Royalties ye tight bu.....
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ReplyDeleteNah! but you do get free tickets in the best seats
Do I get paid for my starring role... or is punching you on the face suppose to be payment enough?
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ReplyDeleteas the role is for the snp its done pro bono
although you have won this
A good home for Taz will suffice as he has suffered for far to long.
ReplyDeleteI believe, CH, that I am to be performing "for a bone", which I will happily donate to Taz... He's a good nationalist dog!
ReplyDeleteNot a toMarrow one I hope as that never comes but just smell that freedom getting closer by the day and the party afterwards will be breathtaking for all to enjoy.
ReplyDeleteTaz and I will be dancing in the streets, and periodically punching Niko in the face...
ReplyDeleteNever mind, Niko, your vote will still be counted as a postal one for NuLabour!
ReplyDeleteAnd we'll make sure that Scottish Labour(sic) debating tune The Lamont Lament is played at your funeral.
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