Who stole me Pony Pie




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 Having cooked me luvvly pony pie
hungry I was.
When i wos scoffing some pony meat
noticed a funny taste(sput out pony meat) Yuk!
Quick as flash whipped out me DNA testing kit.
I had bought previously from a pound shop.
And tested a sample   yep as I SUSPECTED
it wuz beef prime beef and not baby pony at all.

I contacted the  slaughter house i ordered

the pony meat from and gave them both barrels.

'What the feck have you lot done i ordered
baby pony meat'
'And you lot fobbed me off  with prime beef '

When i picked the pony to eat i asked for
the baby one riding on a rainbow.
Even paying an extra fifty bawbees for
the pony.

Now you lot have conned me outta
me luvvly pony pie..


well I am not letting it rest there and am off
to the Environmental heath people. so i am
I tell you this

It wouldn't happen in Romania