Sunday, November 24, 2013

24 March, 2016,

The day Alex Salmond
has promised to deliver
to every Scot a
670-page roll White Paper with which to
wipe your bottoms with and 
flush away with the snp shite

Follow this example

And say  farewell to
Alex Salmond
forever !!!


  1. Niko... you shouldn't take selfies in the toilet. Someone's bound to find them and put them on the interweb...

    Don't say you weren't warned.

  2. A risk i am prepared to take in order to save
    the Scottish peoples from the tyranny of Alex Salmond

  3. Its highly glossy to ensure skid marks! I recomend these rolls. two wipes per sheet.