Sunday, June 14, 2015

Jim Murphy to make final speech of political career 


 

Jim Murphy

 

 From the Labour Party

 

 From the scottish labour party

From the snp
 From Niko and Munguins band of brothers


And now off to England


 To finish his university degree


His knife see rustic Labour dight,
An cut you up wi ready slight,
Trenching your gushing entrails bright,
Like onie ditch;
And then, O what a glorious sight,
Warm-reekin, rich!


2 comments:

  1. Adieu Jim.

    You made Johann Lamont look brilliant, which is ironic, seeing you and Mags stabbed the woman in the back.

    But you are a wonderful example of "whit gaes aroon, comes aroon!"

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  2. Ha! whare ye gaun, ye crowlin ferlie?
    Your impudence protects you sairly;
    I canna say but ye strunt rarely
    Owre gauze and lace,
    Tho faith! I fear ye dine but sparely
    On sic a place.
    Ye ugly, creepin, blastit wonner,
    Detested. shunn'd by saunt an sinner,
    How daur ye set your fit upon her -
    Sae fine a lady!
    Gae somewhere else and seek your dinner
    On some poor body.

    Swith! in some beggars hauffet squattle:
    There ye may creep, and sprawl, and sprattle,
    Wi ither kindred, jumping cattle;
    In shoals and nations;
    Whare horn nor bane ne'er daur unsettle
    Your thick plantations.

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