Monday, December 12, 2016

32 Inch Waist 

and the nats sensitivity
 well I only mentioned 
being a wee bit sceptical
about the nat claim to a
svelte 32 inch waist.
And that unleashed hell
onto me from the Nat
community such hate
and vitriol normally 
reserved for Gordon Brown
Tony Blair  Kezia Dugdale
and creator of the cybernat  
myth the one the only
 George Foulkes, AKA

  Baron Foulkes of Cumnock


 When the snp came for the conservatives
I remained silent  I was not a conservative

When they locked up the liberal democrats,
I remained silent;
I was not a liberal democrat.

When they came for the greens,
I did not speak out;
I was not a green.

When they came for the
 Scottish Socialist party
I remained silent;
I wasn't a party member.

When the snp came for me,
there was no one left to speak out




  2. Niko. You're just a pair wee soul. I'll get Spook to come round and comfort you.

  3. Please feel sorry for me. No poarticular reason. Just that I feel sorry for myself.

  4. Baron Buckfast of Cumnock. One of the left's leading thinkers. A man of the people.

  5. I'm nearer a 36" waist, we're not all as svelte as Conan.