Given all the right wing
religious maniacs who live
in Texas and there dogmatic
and distorted belief in God
One can only conclude
the Floods are a just and fair
punishment for thier racism
and homophopic hateful and
vile way of life.
Rep. King: NY won't 'abandon' Texas despite 'hypocrite' Ted Cruz
Rep. Pete King (R-N.Y.) said Saturday that he'll support financial relief for Texas in the aftermath of Hurricane Harvey, contrasting his support for emergency relief with Texas lawmakers' opposition to an aid package for New York and New Jersey after 2012's Superstorm Sandy.
King singled out Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Texas), who voted against Superstorm Sandy aid. Both Cruz and Sen. John Cornyn (R-Texas) voted against the Sandy disaster aid, saying it included wasteful spending that wasn't related to the storm recovery.
"Ted Cruz was one of the leaders of trying to keep New York and Long Island and New Jersey from getting the funding we needed, and now he's the first one in asking for aid for Texas," King said, according to a local
Some bloke who blamed floods on god's wrath on gays...had his house flooded.
ReplyDeleteMaybe god knows something the rest of us don't about him?
Yeah. He takes it up him. Bastard.
DeletePeople who know him call him Percival Pluck
DeleteImagine I'm just back from Malaga and the knocking has started already. Barely 20 minutes in the door.
ReplyDeleteSympathies Cyril. With us it's a kind of grinding and churning. It drove Reg hoo-hah livid. The love. The lively lively live. Liveable live cake.
DeleteOh my heavenly hairbrush! My spelling.
DeleteThe lovely lovely love. Loveable lovemaking.
Eek. I think I'm going insane. Aaaaaargh!!
ReplyDeleteLovemaking.
I held a hotel door open for a casually dressed young chap who said Thanks Mate. I said, If I were mating with you Young Man you would know all about it.
DeletePunctilious is as punctilious does and she's no better than she should be.
Lovecake. Lovecake. Lovecake.
ReplyDeleteFruity fruity fruity fruity. Saucy saucy saucy saucy. Cup cup cup cup.
DeleteJournalist Carole Malone has a hairbrush.
ReplyDeleteHas she ever used it?
DeleteSo much confusion. People are asking if Sir John Redwind MP and Lord Jacup Rees Mogg are the same person and also if Queen Parker-Bowles is the same person as Jilly Cooper.
DeleteI am permitted to confirm that they are 4 separate people and that none of them found a frozen dead body outside the chalet of fact guru Carole Malone in the French Alps.
I remember when jocular MP Jodie Fabricate referred to Queen Concert Camilla Parker-Bowls as Come In And Park Yer Balls.
DeleteYou'll die laughing when I tell you but I was on the bus with May and we both thought we heard her from the semi-detached saying she was going to sell her fanny to the national front. We just looked at one another and made a face. We were told later that she said she was going to tell her granny to cash in and be blunt but we don't believe that. We think she's spreading a lie to cover up for her carry ons with nazi extremists in the urban northwest. We don't but into the cover ups her sidekicks are spreading. They even say Sprwad it when they tell you.
DeleteActor Kenneth Branagh was first born in what is now Denmark where he was known to the natives as Vob which means 'patronising ginger pisspot'.
DeleteI've risen without trace.
DeleteI get a warm glow of contentment out of imagining journalist Carole Malobe and queen Parker Bowls gossiping and giggling over a cup of tea. I would like novelist Jilly Cooper to join them and tell them about her recent holiday in Egypt with her friend Celine Gottwald. I hope Jilly tells them all the adventure of getting from the airport to the luxury hotel in Sharm El Sheikh where they bumped into Jamie Rednapp and Conor McGregor with their families.
DeleteEvery post office in Britain should have a photograph of Prince William and Princess Midleton and their enchanting children. I would also like every railway station in Britain to be renamed in sacred memory of Her late Majesty Queen Elizabeth II. A noble tribute.
DeleteWe're off to Fishguard for a Golden Years break. We'll let you know how we got on.
ReplyDeleteWill you get compensation?
DeleteI have enchanted generations of Austrians.
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