Thursday, July 2, 2015



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Labour and SNP attack government's 'English votes for English laws' plan



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Tory MPS
 Ding Dong! The Union is dead. Which old Union? The Wicked Union!
Ding Dong! The Wicked  Union is dead.
Wake up - sleepy head, rub your eyes, get out of bed.
Wake up, the Wicked Union is dead. She's gone where the goblins go,
Below - below - below. Yo-ho, let's open up and sing and ring the bells out.
Ding Dong' the merry-oh, sing it high, sing it low.
Let them know
The Wicked Union is dead!
 Leader of the house of commons
As leader of the Tory City, In the County of the Land of England, I welcome you most regally.
Barrister
But we've got to verify it legally, to see
Leader
To see?
Barrister
If she
Leader
If she?
Barrister
Is morally, ethically
Father No.1
Spiritually, physically
Father No. 2
Positively, absolutely
Tory MPs
 Positively, absolutely
Tory MPs
Undeniably and reliably Dead
Coroner
As Coroner I must aver, I thoroughly examined her.
And she's not only merely dead, she's really most sincerely dead.
Leader
Then this is a day of Independence For all Conservatives and their descendants
Barrister
If any.
Leader
Yes, let the joyous news be spread The wicked Old Union at last is

 dead!





2 comments:

  1. I thought you would have been upset. But it does really look like they have managed to end it themselves.

    When they have their next attack on the poor... that's next week's buget from hell, and they hit all the old and the poor by allowing landlords to charge £500 a week for rent, but cutting housing benefit for the poor, the deal will be sealed.

    Cameron and Osborne and the inhuman that is IDS can stick THEIR United Queendom up their collective arses.

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  2. This is uncanny Nico, twice in the same week.
    We three, this band of brothers; have agreed.

    Dorothy, is indeed over the rainbow, and the fekin straw man without a heart, is putting the courage back into the Scots lion.

    "Yes, let the joyous news be spread The wicked Old Union at last is

    dead! "

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