What complete piss as usual. What planet are you on? Or are you just orbiting in the Stratos-phere?
He's as mad as a box of frogs on the brown acid.
Thanks for your reply, Niko, but the link doesn't work so I don't know what you are trying to show me and can't be bothered typing it in. Perhaps you could attempt an explanation in words?
No? no explanation? I didn't think so you strangely unionist person.
So, Niko, What do you feel about Catalunya?
My sister in law bought a new curtain in Kings Lynn. It is a triumph of design and good taste. Thank you. See you.
PS. Sorry, I didn't make it clear. It was a shower curtain. Not just a curtain! Who would buy only one curtain? Not Lydia!
Furthermore...Romeo and Juliet; JFK and Marilyn Munro;Richard Burton and Elizabeth Taylor;David Beckham and The Posh Spice; Michael Fallon and Julia Hartly Brewer.The last one doesn't quite have the same ring.
Noah's getting worried now.
Next time you're on an Austrian postbus being plagued by unruly schoolchildren, just grown a quick moustache, lean over to the ringleader and whisper "Fritzl". Works every time.
When Unionists flip they certainly go for it. A top quality little englander
Oh piddly poo. I have a nice song to cheer you Jocko natties up:The Duke of BallypittyIs a silly little Jock.His villagers are shittyAnd his lady wife's a cock.They live along a riverA sluggish pile of shit,But they can't afford ol' LondonWhich is where they want to sit.