Nobody on the face of this earth thinks having children voicing over adverts is cute or adorable. They twist my nutmeg and make me want to puke my guts up. The same with so-called Italians. They are human skysh.
I don't like that Redfield MP with his pursed lips. He looks like an old postmistress that seen some hard-core snaps that a family of slush merchants took after an evening if booze and drugs at an entertainment centre in some cheap Spanish holiday camp after they got smashed then Alesha thought what a laugh if I get me k ockers out and get Tyler to take a photo of it. And vice versa.
But I'll tell you what just twisted my nutmeg. I was going to the bus where Gaynor rapped on the window and popped her head out. Of course she wanted to know about Tyrones court case but she was getting nothing out of me. It started raining and I was getting drenched but she kept on quizzing me. She was dry and dandy in her cat drenched living room. I said, I've got to get that bus and walked away. I'd swear I heard her saying Cow after I walked off. I got to the corner and the bus was pulling away. 20 minutes to the next one and no bus shelter. I told Tyrone when I got home and he said he'd fix her with a couple of fire lighters through her letter box. He's got a heart of gold.
Tyrones a diamond put it this way if there's a god there'll be a fire at gaynors place mouthy peese deserves it all even the yellow flakes after she sold them to haydin
Thanks for your reply, Niko, but the link doesn't work so I don't know what you are trying to show me and can't be bothered typing it in. Perhaps you could attempt an explanation in words?
Nan and Sam Crumlish used to get a Xmas card every year from Lord Redwing's parents, but they didn't know why because they never met them. In fact they had never been outside Lancashire.
My god. So you, Boris Johnstone and Jacub Rees Mogg are all going to be spreading your Union Jack's out for Queen Parker-Bowles birthday celebrations are you? And you call yourself a citizen of the world! Please...
As soon as dark nites start early I start going around my neighborhood peeping thru letterboxes into neighbors houses. Sometimes I whistle or scream 🚢 thru the letterboxes then rush to hide before the neighbor appears. Next morning I complain about being disturbed by someone cursing and swaring thru my letterbox. I demand that the sheriff and his deputies start looking for the maniacs. I stand with my arms folded, nodding my head and suggesting a vigilante posse. I'm going to catch those kooks and naybe shoot 🔫 🤪 them.
People say unkind things about Sir John Redwing but very few people realise he was born in a car. Thanks for your kind words about the shower curtain, Debbie. X
I remember when the old queen mother died and Buckinghamshire County Council opened a Condoleezza page for people who was devastated. One silly woman asked if anyone has a recipe for pineapple upside down cake. Some people has no nice.
Romeo and Juliet; JFK and Marilyn Munro; Richard Burton and Elizabeth Taylor; David Beckham and The Posh Spice; Michael Fallon and Julia Hartly Brewer.
It's funny thinking about how Terry Thomas the Great British comic actor got a name as a psychic like Nostradamus with his predictions. I remember him on TV saying to David Jacobs in 1959 that in the future there would be an actress called Thandie Newton who would take two aspiring singers from a future music contest called X Factor under her wing and micromanage their careers as a duo called Ablisa. I'm sure we all remember how Abby and Lisa appeared on the X Factor and ended up fighting on stage. That's when Thandie Newton stepped in and gave them a home in her mansion in Sutton Coldfield where the girls honed their musical skills. From there it was a short step to international stardom. Incredible that Terry Thomas foresaw it all.
Dixieland and Tiff were in Torremolinos a few times. They loved mincing and cavorting along the prom stopping to buy souvenirs and those lovely crusty foam cakes they sell there from kiosks that are attached to the tiny little motor scooter things you get in Italy but which are banned here because they drive on paraffin or other stuff that you can't get at filling stations.
Next time you're on an Austrian postbus being plagued by unruly schoolchildren, just grown a quick moustache, lean over to the ringleader and whisper "Fritzl". Works every time.
I enjoy scaring people on Austrian postboxes. If the bus has lots of empty seats, I sit next to a passenger nudge them and leer at them. I growl at them and say in a very low voice "I like you. I like you a lot." This tends to unsettle them and if the say "Excuse me" and make as if to stand up, I stay where I am and smile at them in a scary way. I have been ejected from Austrian postboxes in all but 2 provinces. This year I aim to be thrown off a bus in the Eastern part of Tirol.
Does anybody remember the Muppet Show? What a load of crap. Only would be trendies pretended to like it because of the American accents. I hated it. Never watched the pile of poop. I'd ban it except you'd get the woke brigade on here again shouting about sexism and the disabled members of the LGTVHD community. Honest to god I give up.
There's a so called "show" at the Edinburgh Festival that consists of a woman standing on a stage spontaneously lactating. She probably gets money from the so called "Scorrish Government" to put on thus muck and run off back to England with the profits. And they call it entertainment.
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What complete piss as usual. What planet are you on? Or are you just orbiting in the Stratos-phere?
ReplyDeleteHe's as mad as a box of frogs on the brown acid.
DeleteHe's selling Pig Slits but no TV
DeleteI'm almost indistinguishable from reality but at least I've never shat in Hobbit Bar in Leeds. Bitch!
DeleteIt's strange to think that in three different ways you barely existm
DeleteNobody on the face of this earth thinks having children voicing over adverts is cute or adorable. They twist my nutmeg and make me want to puke my guts up. The same with so-called Italians. They are human skysh.
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ReplyDeleteI don't like that Redfield MP with his pursed lips. He looks like an old postmistress that seen some hard-core snaps that a family of slush merchants took after an evening if booze and drugs at an entertainment centre in some cheap Spanish holiday camp after they got smashed then Alesha thought what a laugh if I get me k ockers out and get Tyler to take a photo of it. And vice versa.
DeleteI often wonder what Lord Redmoon's favourite episode of the Partrudge Family was.
DeleteWho cares?
DeleteBut I'll tell you what just twisted my nutmeg. I was going to the bus where Gaynor rapped on the window and popped her head out. Of course she wanted to know about Tyrones court case but she was getting nothing out of me. It started raining and I was getting drenched but she kept on quizzing me. She was dry and dandy in her cat drenched living room. I said, I've got to get that bus and walked away. I'd swear I heard her saying Cow after I walked off. I got to the corner and the bus was pulling away. 20 minutes to the next one and no bus shelter. I told Tyrone when I got home and he said he'd fix her with a couple of fire lighters through her letter box. He's got a heart of gold.
Tyrones a diamond put it this way if there's a god there'll be a fire at gaynors place mouthy peese deserves it all even the yellow flakes after she sold them to haydin
DeleteMrs Henstridge texted me to leave a message here from Alfie. So here it is.
DeleteAlfie! It's Gertie. Hello.
Wow!!!!!
Thanks for your reply, Niko, but the link doesn't work so I don't know what you are trying to show me and can't be bothered typing it in. Perhaps you could attempt an explanation in words?
ReplyDeleteGod all f#ckin# mighty. Your tongue is like a witch's tickle.
DeleteIt's very sad that Sir John Redwind MP doesn't buy sugar waffles for journalist Carol Malone.
DeleteIs John Redwind MP the same person as Jaycub Rees Mogg MP? Do the both buy Hawaiian milk tables for their tenants?
DeleteNo? no explanation? I didn't think so you strangely unionist person.
ReplyDeleteThat stupid old cow Tish Barque said she could build a shed faster than Michael Gove's uncle. I told her I didn't card and she called mexacscranncell.
DeleteLord Redmouth is Michael Gove's uncle.
DeleteNan and Sam Crumlish used to get a Xmas card every year from Lord Redwing's parents, but they didn't know why because they never met them. In fact they had never been outside Lancashire.
DeleteI wish I had a theme tune that played when I walked in a room or a shop or on a bus. But not when I'm going to the toilet.
DeleteOr vice versa!!
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ReplyDeleteMy god. So you, Boris Johnstone and Jacub Rees Mogg are all going to be spreading your Union Jack's out for Queen Parker-Bowles birthday celebrations are you? And you call yourself a citizen of the world! Please...
DeleteEvery night I stand in my neighbours garden watching their living room window.
DeleteAs soon as dark nites start early I start going around my neighborhood peeping thru letterboxes into neighbors houses. Sometimes I whistle or scream 🚢 thru the letterboxes then rush to hide before the neighbor appears. Next morning I complain about being disturbed by someone cursing and swaring thru my letterbox. I demand that the sheriff and his deputies start looking for the maniacs. I stand with my arms folded, nodding my head and suggesting a vigilante posse. I'm going to catch those kooks and naybe shoot 🔫 🤪 them.
Deletehttp://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2017/10/29/11/45CD076400000578-5028507-image-a-29_1509275864234.jpg
ReplyDeleteI tell you about pig slits. Herself them
DeleteSo, Niko, What do you feel about Catalunya?
ReplyDeleteYou're turning in to a career bore. I can tell you that ina spirit of Nubian affection.
DeleteMy sister in law bought a new curtain in Kings Lynn. It is a triumph of design and good taste. Thank you. See you.
ReplyDeletePeople say unkind things about Sir John Redwing but very few people realise he was born in a car. Thanks for your kind words about the shower curtain, Debbie. X
DeletePS. Sorry, I didn't make it clear. It was a shower curtain. Not just a curtain! Who would buy only one curtain? Not Lydia!
ReplyDeleteI remember when the old queen mother died and Buckinghamshire County Council opened a Condoleezza page for people who was devastated. One silly woman asked if anyone has a recipe for pineapple upside down cake. Some people has no nice.
DeleteShe sounds puv. Pig slots. Ha ha ha. Big bitch
DeleteOh golly. Just noticed!
DeleteFurthermore...
ReplyDeleteRomeo and Juliet;
JFK and Marilyn Munro;
Richard Burton and Elizabeth Taylor;
David Beckham and The Posh Spice;
Michael Fallon and Julia Hartly Brewer.
The last one doesn't quite have the same ring.
It's funny thinking about how Terry Thomas the Great British comic actor got a name as a psychic like Nostradamus with his predictions. I remember him on TV saying to David Jacobs in 1959 that in the future there would be an actress called Thandie Newton who would take two aspiring singers from a future music contest called X Factor under her wing and micromanage their careers as a duo called Ablisa. I'm sure we all remember how Abby and Lisa appeared on the X Factor and ended up fighting on stage. That's when Thandie Newton stepped in and gave them a home in her mansion in Sutton Coldfield where the girls honed their musical skills. From there it was a short step to international stardom. Incredible that Terry Thomas foresaw it all.
DeleteTorremolinos! Torremolinos!
DeleteDixieland and Tiff were in Torremolinos a few times. They loved mincing and cavorting along the prom stopping to buy souvenirs and those lovely crusty foam cakes they sell there from kiosks that are attached to the tiny little motor scooter things you get in Italy but which are banned here because they drive on paraffin or other stuff that you can't get at filling stations.
DeleteNoah's getting worried now.
ReplyDeleteI dance and dance and dance. I lose myself in the dance.
DeleteI long to dance in the light of a moonbeam.
DeleteMaybe in another, happier, world.
Get a grip dearie.
DeleteNext time you're on an Austrian postbus being plagued by unruly schoolchildren, just grown a quick moustache, lean over to the ringleader and whisper "Fritzl". Works every time.
ReplyDeleteI enjoy scaring people on Austrian postboxes.
DeleteIf the bus has lots of empty seats, I sit next to a passenger nudge them and leer at them.
I growl at them and say in a very low voice "I like you. I like you a lot."
This tends to unsettle them and if the say "Excuse me" and make as if to stand up, I stay where I am and smile at them in a scary way.
I have been ejected from Austrian postboxes in all but 2 provinces. This year I aim to be thrown off a bus in the Eastern part of Tirol.
When Unionists flip they certainly go for it. A top quality little englander
ReplyDeleteDoes anybody remember the Muppet Show? What a load of crap. Only would be trendies pretended to like it because of the American accents. I hated it. Never watched the pile of poop. I'd ban it except you'd get the woke brigade on here again shouting about sexism and the disabled members of the LGTVHD community. Honest to god I give up.
DeleteThere's a so called "show" at the Edinburgh Festival that consists of a woman standing on a stage spontaneously lactating. She probably gets money from the so called "Scorrish Government" to put on thus muck and run off back to England with the profits. And they call it entertainment.
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