Wednesday, December 6, 2017







I Blame the snp or more accurately
the snpBAD really awful stinkers!






Davis lied no one can deny (unless your a tory )
The UK government has produced no economic forecasts on the likely impact of Brexit on various sectors of the economy, the Brexit secretary, David Davis, has told a committee of MPs who have attempted to examine the studies.
Answering questions from the Brexit select committee, Davis also said there had been no economic impact study undertaken before the cabinet decision to leave the EU customs union, and no assessment had been made of the possible economic effect of a no-deal Brexit.



but the blame for his stinking rotten untruths
must be placed on the snp BAD.
After all in the disaster of Brexit and with
mobs of irate bankrupt starving people.

If the snp could and would dig up any
report in the McCrone report mode


http://www.oilofscotland.org/mccronereportscottishoffice.pdf
(and how westmonster lied to the Scotttish peoples )

then the righteous  outrage from teh good people would
cause the streets filling with pitchfork wielding
mobs led by the snp BAD.
And leading to the lying treacherous Brexiteers
hanging like bunches of grapes fom the nearest
lamp posts.

Just a matter of political survival for the
vermin brexiteers..scum all of them.

67 comments:

  1. Remember this, Niko?

    - "Hullo, Alan. What have you been up to?"
    - "Things."
    - "Oh. Where?"
    - "Places."

    Alan was mental, eh?

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    1. Auntie Gertie used to hide in flowers

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    2. Is that Gertie from Coulardbank?

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    3. I only wish it had been. I had to fly up to Scotland last week and went by aeroplane. The pilot asked the crew to sit down for the take-off but very little was happening, so to break the tedium I rang for the waitress and said in jocular tone "Top of the morning to you, my bonnie lassie. Might I have a cup of coffee. Milk, no sugar."
      What that harridan said to me I decline to repeat in mixed company. Suffice it to say I shan't be flying there again soon.

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    4. I dread to imagine the profanities the slattern would have emitted had I asked for sugar in my beverage.

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    5. That impudent tuppence's behaviour has been twisting my nutmeg. I have had to have two glasses of Madeira wine whilst cogitating. I am annoyed I pay that harpie's salary. Or should I say wages. I wager she spends her easily earned pounds on sherry, bingo and cigarettes. I am livid and shall contact Chiltern Railways.

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    6. I have twisted and turned all tonight, mulling over the ghastly ill-manners of that Medusa of the skies. I shall try to reach out to friends in New York of Sicilian origin.

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    7. I have decided the Sicilian solution is too extreme. But I shall endeavour to have her sacked, allowing her time to regret her filthy language and accusations against me.

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    8. I don't care if the stupid fart of an air stewardess is called Kimberley or Beverley or whatever. I need to know her surname so I can report her and get her sacked. I'll report her to the tax people for fiddling her returns. And if that doesn't work I'll go to social services and report her for child neglect. I'll serve her out for saying I need to calm down and stop behaving like Liberace.

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    9. Yes, yes, yes I have had too many glasses of Madeira but she tried to make me feel little and I know for a fact that the lady sitting next to me was sniggering at my prediciadimento. Stupid fat cow. Does she think she can destroy my life. Does she dibvly dandy doo. I'll get her like that air hostess tramp. So much make-up on her puffed-up face she looks like a circus clown. Gahahagagagaga! As they say in Huddersfield, Sh*t floats". And that's true.
      I'll make her pay for what made made me go through.
      And that fat sniggering Mrs Blobby sitting next to me and sweating of chocolate
      I'm telling you. She farts worse than Porko the Pug.
      They both Do, they all do. Tarts

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    10. Just wait and see. Don't think I wont. Tart.

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    11. She's a dinky dingo and so is her fat customer friend. I'm not angry. I'm just hugely amused. They're probably related. Blubberlips is probably Mrs Blobby's mother. Hahahaha. I'm not going to make their lives a misery, I'm going to laugh all the way to the bank. Yo ho ho! I'll get their addresses and send them postcards. With unsettling messages. So they lose sleep at night. I'm going to have the time I'd my life.

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    12. I found out her surname. The blubber-hipped air hostess. Now the fun starts. I wish I could find out the fat passengers name too. Maybe blackmail the air hostess. Teeheehee.

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    13. Her backside looked like two wobbling hams inside tight shiny bags. Bleach. Little does she know we're all laughing at her. Her lips look like she was bashed in the face with a cricket bat.

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    14. Cheers everyone! I've made my decision. I'm riding along on the crest of a wave and the sun is in the sky. I shall boycott the air hostess's employers offices in Birmingham until I receive a written apology, punitive damages and an assurance that no other airline will employ the harpie. By the time I'm finished she'll be lucky to operate the chairoplanes at the fairground. I shall quaff another glass of marsala in celebration. Thank you for your support and messages of support.

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    15. We could all go to the Falkland Islands but I know Angela would hate it. She detests the Peak District.

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    16. I have visited main cities worldwide and have been asked my views. Given my position of influence I am generally reluctant to express a view. I cannot leave myself open to accusations of favoritism or even bribery. I am not a lobbyist, merely a simple businessman with investments to make. If pushed I might concede that in terms of infrastructure, culture and ambience few cities can outshine Cleveland OH.

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    17. Princess Zaza of MinskFebruary 1, 2023 at 10:34 AM

      As a member of the International wellness community I hope we will soon see Princess Megan Marple rightfully crowned as Quuen of England.

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    18. Lady Arlene DonaldsonApril 13, 2023 at 7:00 PM

      I'm sickened that so called President Joe Biden revealed himself as a transphobic anti-non-binary activist by wearing a suit on his trip to the United Kingdom. He had the chance to reach out to the LGBTQUPI+ community by wearing a non-binary robe and chose not to. Shame on him.

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    19. Oh cheeses! My new pillows from IKEA look like clDuncan MacRae

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    20. My new shirt reminds me if Gordon Brown

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  2. Hey Jabbo I remember that. Do you remember Alan at the party where he kept asking a girl if she was Sylvia Watson? She went ape and started screaming "No I'm not fucking Sylvia Watson." What a laugh.

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    1. I'm sitting here waiting for it to start but it's like it 25 minutes late and there's another of them adverts with mixed race families but there's never an Eskimo and it all just makes me laugh

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    2. To all the people who call me Malkie Muff, I don't care. I repeat, I DONT CARE.

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    3. I've never been to a dinner party.

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    4. I remember Peg Winchester

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    5. I dont believe people do get kidnapped. I dont know anybody who has ever been kidnapped. I think people make it up to get attention on get on the telly.

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    6. I don't believe there is anybody in the world called Mildred.

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    7. Apart from myself!

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    8. Aunt Val left her bag in a taxi!

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    9. You're so-called Aunt Val should have joined the Shagarians. No so-called handbag trouble there.

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  3. Yeh. That was when Bunker the ski girl asked him what he did and he said I run like hell.

    She said Sorry then he said I run like hell again.

    Then she said Sorry, what do you do at university and Alan said Oh sorry. I thought you meant what do I do when I'm getting chased by a vampire bat.

    We share ourselves laughing. Mind?

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    1. But mind Brian and the bats in the cave where the Jerries were hiding? Then he said Africans are terrified of scalene triangles!! He was a cracker.

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    2. You wouldn't be joking if you had an organisation like Chiltern Railways trying to destroy you.

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    3. It really is time that Sir Kier Starmer started wearing age-appropriate clothing.

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    4. Ooh golly. That's naughty.

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    5. Exvuse me. We are hardly the sort of people who would voluntarily endure a holiday in Spain.

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  4. When she danced she looked like she was shitting herself. Her and that Kelly Marie record.

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    1. I did almost shat myself on Top of the Pops. Or Tap of the Paps as Jackie Baillie calls it.

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    2. Has anybody seen Mrs Faichnie's cat ��?

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    3. Her cat needs to start wearing a gender-appropriate collar.

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    4. I have posters showing pictures of different kinds of fish. Trout, cod, halibut are 3 types of fish. Do you know the names of any other sorts of fish? Let's have a competition. Can you name 5 [five] types of fish?

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  5. It's OK everyone. Alfie's back.

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    1. Show us your chopper.

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    2. Angela Bosanquet (blitzed)December 9, 2023 at 9:22 PM

      My mate and me use to go for weekends to London. It was okay except for when there was music concerts on called the proms. If you went to pubs near London Hall they would be full of buck-toothed speckies with drab hair drinking half pints of shandy and feeling naughty. The halfs would last an hour and the hobgoblin drinking them would bobs their heads in the glass like starlings picking up crumbs. We called them Christian Dippers.

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  6. When Denzil Washington was filming The Stonebuck Legacy in Kent he swam the English Channel for a local charity run by former MP Virginia Bottomley.

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    1. Denzil Washington's aunt Kitty-Mae Jackson was one of the first American people to visit Greece. She undertook the arduous sea crossing from the USA to Cherbourg then traversed the European continent by rail in 1953. There is a funny story of her eating macaroni on a train as in crossed the border from Italy into Yugoslavia and said, I chewed with Mussolini and swallowed with Tito, making a comic reference to two despots who had been popular at different times in there own countries. After a terrifying journey during which some Serbs got onto the train, she reached the port city of Salonika which has a funny name in Greek. Kitty-Mae left the train and headed for her hotel, but took one look at the receptionist and said, If that's what's happened to Greece I don't wish to see any more. She returned to the station and took the first train out if the country. This is probably what left Denzil Washington with an abiding suspution of all things Greek and made him turn down the role of Kojak.

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    2. I have just heard the news that the queen's husband prince Philip has died. That is very sad indeed. How will the queen manage to bring up another baby without her husband at her side helping and giving advice? This is terrible and my heart goes out to her majesty. Maybe she could get a home help or someone in to lend a hand. It's the least they could do. I would offer myself but Buckingham palace is too far to travel to. Maybe the queen and her baby could move here.

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    3. Don't worry Cord hats all just a load of hype from the papers. The queen is getting an oh pair in to look after the baby so she doesn't need to move out of her home. But I think it's time we bought clothes for the baby. And we don't even know to he baby's name yet. Why is it all such a secret. When villa bliack had her first baby they took 5 months to come up with s name. Give the queen enough time and she'll give it a great name. I think Ingrid is a classy name so maybe the baby could get called that. Or Jason if it's a boy. If she called the baby Lesley that could do if it wants to change sex later or go live in a strange place like Malawi.

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    4. I've just put it on

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    5. Spun diddly eye row. Book repairs.

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    6. People say I have a great sense of humour and I do, but I don't just laugh at anything. I refuse to laugh at Jones featuring Mexico and Mexicans (including Mexican moustaches and hotels), good, the RAF, accidents, certain letters of the alphabet, carpets and rugs, and jokes set on small island and, funnily enough, large Australian cities.
      Please bear this in mind when sharing humorous anecidates with me.

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    7. I've never been kidnapped.

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  7. She is someone's aunt.

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    1. Geoffrey HuntleighJuly 10, 2023 at 2:33 PM

      On this very special day I have composed a song to be sung to the tune of Don't Cry for me Argentina. Let us remember this date with pride.

      I move in to the middle
      Of the road in Kalimpong.
      I try to talk to Dickie
      But he wants to sing a song.
      There are no words to whistle
      So we have to chant out song.
      The muff man's talking drivel
      As he marches us along.

      Thank you everyone

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    2. That man's a bloody fool. You know the one. He comes up to you when you're leaning against a hedge and asks a bloody silly question about coats. He's what I call an income poop.

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  8. I just laugh when i hear that nicola sturgeon going on about independent scotland. What a liad of rubbish. They couldnt manage to fet out of there beds in the morning be cause if there hangovers. There all begging aroung kings cross any way.

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    1. Dinsie CretshenganMarch 29, 2023 at 4:58 PM

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    1. I'm drifting in and out of reality like a silly Mimsie.

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    2. Dinsie CretshenganJune 9, 2023 at 4:15 PM

      Lots of people want to know what I think about a lot of things. I have been besieged with questions about recycled notepads, electric watering can, Hawaiian Milk Tables and the legacy of Eric Morcambe. My answer is always the same, "Sadly unimopressive".

      Thank you.

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    1. It's disgusting. You see people on holiday in places like Spain or Majorca and there they all are perched up at a bar drinking fancy drinks and making out that there very classy and they usually do tgatcsorgvifvthing. We'll i can tell you they don't. No names but I saw people from our estate in Spain ljkevtgat. They are scum.

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    2. And you see them eating merrangs and drinking cocktails and they pretends they're usd to them. But the fat old cow of a wife has a trashy tattoo on the top of her boots, the husband is a chain smoking weed who probably listens to cds and there children are human skysh.

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    3. They twist my nutmeg. If you put em on a cruise ship like me an Sam do regular they wouldn't even know how to dress for the captains table. We done that a lotta times and met a top couple from Preston. They was a lotta fun. Me and Sal got tipsy and hadta throw up over the side of the ship. We was in Malta or some place. Stayed on thecship and got bladdered. Wharra laff@

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