As a child I read a book that called Japan Zipangu. Could we go back to that time? I would like us all to call Japan Zipangu. We could call Japanese Zipanguese, like Portuguese but with the start of the word different and the end bit the same.
That is a glorious idea, Cord. Thank you for making that suggestion, which is similar to a suggestion my uncle Wensley made in the 1960s when Zipangu was getting back on its feet after the War. He suggested the very same as you. My Heavens Above Me. This is an idea whose Time has come. Next we have to organise a petition so all write minded people can show their support. If you like I could reach out to the media. My aunt Agnes used to work in McColls. You could maybe lease with the council's and get them to start a referendum. I can really see this happening. Thank you Lord Jesus for this life changing moment.
Our neighbor Gwladys ❤️ is a health visitor here in Clwyd and was telling us of a plan she and her colleagues have every year. They treat the new mothers very kindly and so they can influence their choice of names. The target for 2023 is to get as many mothers as possible to choose Bertram as the name for baby boys and Lavenda for girls. They do this every year and in 2019 before Covid the midwives and health visitors managed to make Cedric and Iris the most popular names for babies in the Wrexham area.
There's a man calling himself Joyce Flett going around posting comments about people's aunts and uncles. The messages seem nice enough but there is an undercurrent of loathing and viciousness there for all to see. I don't know if he posts messages on this site but once he posts one he won't just sit back like a man on holiday in Jamaica. No, I'm afraid not. His enemies will start persecuting people and saying terrible things about them. If I was a judge in a big law court I would send him and his ferrets to jail for a long time. But he does speak bloody good English.
I joined the Verdolians last week. We wear green coats and stand at bus stops and chat with other people waiting for the bus. We speak absolute crap and see if we can get people to believe us. In my first week I had to spread three stories that only a halfwit would believe. We're not allowed to use Tiktok, Facebook or Instergram. So it's only chitchat. My task was to tell people that = 1 Tyrone from Coronation St is a lesbian, 2 France doesn't exist , 3 Terry Wogan is still alive and running a paramilitary organisation in Namibia. I got a moronic old ditard to believe two of my stories. Can you guess which two?
Unfortunately everyone remembers what happened last night when your aunt got frazzled on Tia Maria and started dancing like somebody having an electric shock. We posted the video on Facebook and got a like from Ruth Davidson but that was before the roof tile incident.
I like correcting people who miss pronounce foreign words. I am SICK of people who say "seedge" for siege. It is f*c*ing French, so you say "seese" like in leisure or pleasure. I hate fools.
This is another comment. I wonder how long it will be before Trump has none of his original staff members left. Who will be the next sacking it resignation?
TV personality Lorraine Kelly is teaming up with ex MP Nadine Dorries and former athlete Fatima Whitbread to produce and launch a new range of low fat vanilla yogurt called Splash.
That pansy son twists my nutmeg with his poncy carryon. Ill bet he fancies the telegram guy. Just as well they escaped or he'd have been hedgehogged by the jerries.
Cheryl Cole always wanted to be a contestant on The Price Is Right with Leslie Crowther. Her dream came true in November 1988 when she won a hostess trolley and a carriage clock.
If the 'head of state' is expected to be a prime example of a truthful and trusted person. And he/she is an example of his country folk, it is staggering to think of the nations ability to be willing accept and support such a person, unless they are of the same ilk!
"Buy a bag of sweeties and they'll follow you." That was the advice old Matthew passed on to my father when he was looking for a wench to court before meeting my lady mother. Little did Matthew know of my father's allergy to aspartame which led to his prolonged hospitalisation in Bridlington where my mother was volunteering as a hospital visitor, spreading the word of our Lord Jesus to the infirm and moribund. Therefore, in a way, Old Matthew's prediction came to pass. Sacred be his name among men.
It would be lovely if everyone could call the street where they live by any name they wanted. Somebody living in Lomond Drive might want to call it Henderson Gardens and another person might want to call it Richfield Way. Why can't they? Why do we have to put up with this tyranny? And who chooses street names anyway? This dictatorship makes me sick. We have postcodes now so why not make this move to freedom. This is one of the benefits of Brexit that we could be enjoying.
Two quick questions. Sorry for the inconvenience but I need to get the answers soon. Thanks pumpkins. 1. Did Lady Di ever meet the Queen Mother? 2. Does Monica have any baking powder?
We've been talking to a man on the bus who said he was Betthoven's great-grandson. Or were we? We are also Verdolians and we're wearing our green coats. So watch out...
I'm planning to tour London and sample food at the finest places. I don't want to see the people in their own home. I want to get some sponsorship from an organisation that pays people to do things. How xan i get mkbey?
Aunt Val always said she was the reincarnation of Edith Piaf then we found out Val was born before Edith died. So she wasn't. But now she says she can be two people at once. It's like that film with her so-called ladyship in it. It makes my blood boil.
This is a comment. It looks pathetic not to have any.
ReplyDeleteThis is another comment. My least favourite vegetables are turnips. The humble turnip. If it was a person it would be Gordon Smart from Dunkeld.
DeleteWhy did young Hewitt marry the yank woman when he could of got Kate Winslitt?
DeleteKate wanted to marry somebody with royal blood.
DeleteAs a child I read a book that called Japan Zipangu. Could we go back to that time? I would like us all to call Japan Zipangu. We could call Japanese Zipanguese, like Portuguese but with the start of the word different and the end bit the same.
DeleteThat is a glorious idea, Cord. Thank you for making that suggestion, which is similar to a suggestion my uncle Wensley made in the 1960s when Zipangu was getting back on its feet after the War. He suggested the very same as you. My Heavens Above Me. This is an idea whose Time has come. Next we have to organise a petition so all write minded people can show their support. If you like I could reach out to the media. My aunt Agnes used to work in McColls. You could maybe lease with the council's and get them to start a referendum. I can really see this happening. Thank you Lord Jesus for this life changing moment.
DeleteChiltern Railways are trying to use mind control to poison Fernando's mind against me and Mouse.
DeleteI understand your predicament. I suffered humiliation and lack of Estée at the hands (or rather, tongue) of a stewardess employed in the travel industry.
DeleteI am going to make her life a living hell, the fat tart.
Italians call scrambled eggs "scrumbles".
DeleteThat's funny about the Italians. Ted Cruz the American politician also calls them scrambles. And he calls poached eggs pitchers.
DeleteI'm hiking up my miles, I'm cording with my grud. I'm hoofing with the whizzes and I've tepuflied my fud.
DeleteAnn said, 'You pushed me. You f*ckin pushed me.'
DeleteAnd he never did.
All this non binary shite is doing my head in.
DeleteI often wonder if Kate Winslett's brother enjoyed watching Play Your Cards Right. I'd love to know.
DeleteAs a Hollywood star I, Dana Andrews, hereby state that I do not approve of playing golf with the Man of the Future.
DeleteOur neighbor Gwladys ❤️ is a health visitor here in Clwyd and was telling us of a plan she and her colleagues have every year. They treat the new mothers very kindly and so they can influence their choice of names. The target for 2023 is to get as many mothers as possible to choose Bertram as the name for baby boys and Lavenda for girls.
DeleteThey do this every year and in 2019 before Covid the midwives and health visitors managed to make Cedric and Iris the most popular names for babies in the Wrexham area.
That silly man who buys tonic water "for the girls" has called a guzzling buffoon more than once. Well, I could call him a silly ninny. So t here.
DeleteI know! (ToT)
DeleteI simply cannot tolerate vulgarity and foul language.
DeleteI've been made into a member of the aristocracy. My next door neighbour called me a count.
DeleteTimely News, Kenneth. This weekend I shall be taking part in Myrtle Munro's Saturday Snap. Just, wow!!
DeleteThis is another comment. Alarming news about global warming in Canada.
ReplyDeleteThat's cos Canadians fart instead of speaking.
DeleteThere's a man calling himself Joyce Flett going around posting comments about people's aunts and uncles. The messages seem nice enough but there is an undercurrent of loathing and viciousness there for all to see. I don't know if he posts messages on this site but once he posts one he won't just sit back like a man on holiday in Jamaica. No, I'm afraid not. His enemies will start persecuting people and saying terrible things about them. If I was a judge in a big law court I would send him and his ferrets to jail for a long time.
DeleteBut he does speak bloody good English.
How would you feel if a woman ran down the stair with a letter in her hand and said Is there Munchers living in that flat?
DeleteShould I put two question marks there cause there's 2 questions?
Oh god.
I would be frightened if that happened to me. May peace guide her step.
DeleteThere aren't enough people on here commenting on cumin seeds.
DeleteI feel i'm entering a spiral of regifting
DeleteI joined the Verdolians last week. We wear green coats and stand at bus stops and chat with other people waiting for the bus. We speak absolute crap and see if we can get people to believe us. In my first week I had to spread three stories that only a halfwit would believe. We're not allowed to use Tiktok, Facebook or Instergram. So it's only chitchat. My task was to tell people that =
Delete1 Tyrone from Coronation St is a lesbian,
2 France doesn't exist ,
3 Terry Wogan is still alive and running a paramilitary organisation in Namibia.
I got a moronic old ditard to believe two of my stories. Can you guess which two?
The trick is to yodel at the same time as the cat.
DeleteThis is another comment. My uncle and aunt are looking forward to a lovely weekend at the Salutation Hotel in Perth.
ReplyDeleteUnfortunately everyone remembers what happened last night when your aunt got frazzled on Tia Maria and started dancing like somebody having an electric shock.
DeleteWe posted the video on Facebook and got a like from Ruth Davidson but that was before the roof tile incident.
See what I mean?
DeleteI've just seen someone's husband on TV.
DeleteI know where most places are and I can uddntufy them.
DeleteDad used to call Dorothy Dandridge Dorothy Dandruff. And he used to say Coronation Street? More like Corporation Street!
DeleteWhat a laugh.
Your dad sounds like a comic genius.
DeleteI don't like sport because when I see people bening over I think they might be vomiting and that's disgusting.
DeleteThis is another comment. Donald Trump doesn't seem to be playing with a full deck.
ReplyDelete'Mine is the realm of the thundering teapot.' Mrs Christie always said that whenever she saw the leader of train drivers union on TV.
DeleteDoes anyone remember what happened to Lord Ulverston's cat?
DeleteI'm also a Shagarian.
DeleteI like correcting people who miss pronounce foreign words. I am SICK of people who say "seedge" for siege. It is f*c*ing French, so you say "seese" like in leisure or pleasure. I hate fools.
DeleteThis is another comment. I wonder how long it will be before Trump has none of his original staff members left. Who will be the next sacking it resignation?
ReplyDeleteThis is a damned disgrace. You should be speaking Welsh. You should be ashamed of yourselves.
DeleteTV personality Lorraine Kelly is teaming up with ex MP Nadine Dorries and former athlete Fatima Whitbread to produce and launch a new range of low fat vanilla yogurt called Splash.
DeleteI love yogurt. I wonder what special ingredients those ladies laced their tubs with. Ooh matron!
DeleteI would like to lace a lady's tub.
DeleteI will never set foot in the Carabian thank you. Not after Lenny Hendry and that clinker.
DeleteThis is a comment. How long before Tony Blair joins the Trumpettes?
ReplyDeleteThis is a comment. You're slow, dearie. He joined years ago.
DeleteTher for three of them.bstopntouchingbmybnumberd.
DeleteIs the Sound of Music on?
DeleteThat pansy son twists my nutmeg with his poncy carryon. Ill bet he fancies the telegram guy. Just as well they escaped or he'd have been hedgehogged by the jerries.
DeleteCheryl Cole always wanted to be a contestant on The Price Is Right with Leslie Crowther. Her dream came true in November 1988 when she won a hostess trolley and a carriage clock.
DeleteWas it a charming carriage clock?
DeleteIf the 'head of state' is expected to be a prime example of a truthful and trusted person. And he/she is an example of his country folk, it is staggering to think of the nations ability to be willing accept and support such a person, unless they are of the same ilk!
ReplyDeleteMaybe. But she's someone's aunt.
Delete"Buy a bag of sweeties and they'll follow you."
DeleteThat was the advice old Matthew passed on to my father when he was looking for a wench to court before meeting my lady mother. Little did Matthew know of my father's allergy to aspartame which led to his prolonged hospitalisation in Bridlington where my mother was volunteering as a hospital visitor, spreading the word of our Lord Jesus to the infirm and moribund. Therefore, in a way, Old Matthew's prediction came to pass. Sacred be his name among men.
People say I'm quirky but I say I believe in ping-pong diplomacy.
ReplyDeleteShow us your chopper.
DeleteYou sound like the sort of tart employed as hostesses by travel companies.
DeleteShe sounds like the sort of slag who would punch a parrot.
DeleteIt would be lovely if everyone could call the street where they live by any name they wanted. Somebody living in Lomond Drive might want to call it Henderson Gardens and another person might want to call it Richfield Way. Why can't they? Why do we have to put up with this tyranny? And who chooses street names anyway? This dictatorship makes me sick. We have postcodes now so why not make this move to freedom. This is one of the benefits of Brexit that we could be enjoying.
ReplyDeleteTwo quick questions. Sorry for the inconvenience but I need to get the answers soon. Thanks pumpkins.
Delete1. Did Lady Di ever meet the Queen Mother?
2. Does Monica have any baking powder?
I'm a free spirit
DeleteFinbarr de Vere-Cole says your not free just cheap.
DeleteI'm writing about that annoying advert on Quest Red. GET IT OFF!
ReplyDeleteI hate that adverts guts too. GET IT OFF! NOW!!
DeleteMy aunt Tessie always said never spend a night anywhere in Italy that starts with a V.
DeleteI wonder what she'd said to Kate Middleton! LOL
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DeleteWe've been talking to a man on the bus who said he was Betthoven's great-grandson. Or were we? We are also Verdolians and we're wearing our green coats. So watch out...
DeleteI've just p ok listed off a box of Lithuanian chocolates. I'm terrible.
ReplyDeleteDid you get them from the Baroness that Constantine Mudge used to sponge off? He's what delicates call a lady man.
DeleteI'm planning to tour London and sample food at the finest places. I don't want to see the people in their own home. I want to get some sponsorship from an organisation that pays people to do things. How xan i get mkbey?
DeleteAunt Val always said she was the reincarnation of Edith Piaf then we found out Val was born before Edith died. So she wasn't. But now she says she can be two people at once. It's like that film with her so-called ladyship in it. It makes my blood boil.
DeleteI have never read such nonsense. Are these messages in some sort of code?
ReplyDeleteKeep your nose out of it bumboy.
DeleteEveryone was SO nice and made a such a fuss of me at the pursing event.
DeleteWas it a reciprocal or arterial pursing event?
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