Mr Salmond insisted: “I’m a Scottish Nationalist.
I believe in an independent Scotland
But a very big but
he said “there is a strong appetite for a second question”.
Yep! the First Fat Man Of Scotland
the Lard Of Holyrood
has a very strong appetite for a second question.
seeing as the snp preferred question
is not appealing to the Scottish peoples
In fact it looks likely to be stuck
down Alex Salmonds throat come
Squeaky Bum Time
for Alex Salmond
and as for the Cybernats denial