Sunday, May 15, 2011

May 5th 2011 the day the independence dream died

What is the new form of


 all about?????

Yeah! well what is it all about 




"Anglo-Celtic confederation."

" what they are not proposing is "separatism"



  1. A man wakes up in the hospital, bandaged from head to foot.

    The doctor comes in and says, "Ah, I'm glad to see you've regained
    consciousness. You probably won't remember, but you were in a

    huge pile-up on the freeway. You're going to be okay, you'll walk

    again and everything, but your penis was severed in the accident

    and we couldn't find it".

    The man groans, but the doctor goes on. "You've got $9,000 in

    insurance compensation coming and we now have the technology

    to build a new penis. They work great but they don't come cheap.

    It's roughly $1,000 an inch".

    The man perks up.

    "So", the doctor says, "You must decide how many inches you want.

    I understand that you've been married for over forty years and this is

    something you should discuss with your wife. If you had a five incher

    before and get a nine incher now she might be a bit put out.

    If you had a nine incher before and you decide to only invest in a five

    incher now, she might be disappointed. It's important that she plays

    a role in helping you make a decision".

    The man agrees to talk it over with his wife.

    The doctor comes back the next day and asks, "So, have you spoken

    with your wife"?

    "Yes I have", says the man.

    "And has she helped you make a decision"?

    "Yes" says the man.

    "What is your decision"? asks the doctor.

    "We're getting granite countertops".

  2. Softly, softly cachee monkey, Niko

  3. ch



    Umm! VERY SOFTLY but WTF is going on the snp doing a new Labour to its supporters(the extreme Nationalist that is) who have nowhere else to go and just toddle along behind

  4. CH, Lol.

    Stop believing what you read in the Hootsmon Niko.

  5. Conan it's engraved on the loo door and signed Andy.