A man wakes up in the hospital, bandaged from head to foot.The doctor comes in and says, "Ah, I'm glad to see you've regainedconsciousness. You probably won't remember, but you were in ahuge pile-up on the freeway. You're going to be okay, you'll walkagain and everything, but your penis was severed in the accidentand we couldn't find it".The man groans, but the doctor goes on. "You've got $9,000 ininsurance compensation coming and we now have the technologyto build a new penis. They work great but they don't come cheap.It's roughly $1,000 an inch".The man perks up."So", the doctor says, "You must decide how many inches you want.I understand that you've been married for over forty years and this issomething you should discuss with your wife. If you had a five incherbefore and get a nine incher now she might be a bit put out.If you had a nine incher before and you decide to only invest in a fiveincher now, she might be disappointed. It's important that she playsa role in helping you make a decision".The man agrees to talk it over with his wife.The doctor comes back the next day and asks, "So, have you spokenwith your wife"?"Yes I have", says the man."And has she helped you make a decision"?"Yes" says the man."What is your decision"? asks the doctor."We're getting granite countertops".
Softly, softly cachee monkey, Niko
ch????TRISUmm! VERY SOFTLY but WTF is going on the snp doing a new Labour to its supporters(the extreme Nationalist that is) who have nowhere else to go and just toddle along behind
CH, Lol.Stop believing what you read in the Hootsmon Niko.
Conandont encourage him
Conan it's engraved on the loo door and signed Andy.