Tom Harris and John McTernan
We're bought and sold for English gold-
Such a parcel of rogues in a nation!
A much overused stanza but not this time
Tom Harris
poison pens for hire .
deserted by the Scots and
lost without labour patronage.
(John is the slag on the phone

It was off to big London, Bow bells
and employment at the Telegraph.
All they have to is use their
penmanship to write
Jeremy Corbyn is wanker
in all its forms and variations
all day every day ad infinitum
what not to like as an ex blairite
a cybernats dream job no less
couldn't get a high paying preferment
such as Sir Danny Alexander was given
still rogues cant be choosers