Saturday, December 22, 2012


The   NRA say

 "The only way to stop a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun." 

But do good guys need to carry a gun????






Saturday, November 17, 2012

The lying bastard been at it again


That is about as exact an answer as anybody has ever given in any parliament,”

 Alex Salmond said,

Later that very same day

Mr Henry’s voice as he parroted one of the First Minister’s favourite Burns quotes. “Facts are chiels that winna ding,” said Henry. “Ding, dong!,” he added with a flourish. Then it got serious. Mr Henry asked whether Mr Salmond had made an “elementary mistake or deliberately fiddled the figures”. So it was that Mr Salmond felt obliged to come back to the chamber to give as exact an apology as anyone has ever given in any parliament.

Ho ho ho  

what a knob head
Alex even had his chief enforcer bully boy
Mike Rusell (the snp Gauleiter for south of scotland)
 trying to intimidate the other msps

but it didnt work this time.
he is ony fit for bullying
disabled  College board

Oww ! look what he dun to me

Friday, November 16, 2012

Old Boxers never die they only fade away


Commissioners in the north -

 and there's no John Prescott

Dismal day for democracy.

 With the lowest levels of voters participation
ever seen other than at snp elections.
needing a microscope to count the votes cast
Camerons Torys claim a mandate although
 whenever any trade union has similar low levels
of  voter participation  the Torys cry out.
For reform of trade union voting rights.


Tuesday, November 13, 2012

Monday, November 5, 2012

Obama wins in 2012

The Dark Heart of the usa 
the republican party
is cast down once again.

Saturday, November 3, 2012

A bigger liar than a Scottish  snp nationalist

Thats what we should find out after the USA
Presidential election.
As the Republican loonies have been saying
Romney will will with the opinion polls showing
it very close.
All the normal and the Democratic polling show
a very different outcome a comfortable win for
So the outcome is going to prove or disprove
one or t'other as a liar
and my money is on Romney and the evil
that is the republican party being shown

A bigger liar than a Scottish  snp nationalist

Sunday, October 28, 2012

The  Biggest Liar In Scotland
aka Alex Liar Salmond

You cant believe a word he says

Alex Salmond refers himself under ministerial code over EU legal advice

First minister tries to defuse crisis over allegations
 he lied 
about having formal legal advice about Scotland's EU membership

Too late fat boy the Unionist fox has got

the dirty fat snp pig

Sunday, October 21, 2012

Foul-mouthed MPs trade insults during booze-fuelled argument in front of Army chief at £3,000 banquet

ERR! NO NOT FOULSKY (for once)

Labour MPs staged a walkout after 
Tory MP Matthew Offord
 called one of them a
and another a
He even walked out with his  nose in the air 
taking the high moral ground 
well I never !
Meanwhile over at the snp Gathering 
they are happily turning the world
into a nuclear cinder

Thursday, October 18, 2012

Alex Salmonds

Freudian Slip


 " he had not changed his mind that the vote was a once-in-a-generation opportunity."


If your gonna win he says why oh why is it a                         
once in a generation opportunity????


Tuesday, October 16, 2012

Alex Salmonds snp Referendum
is out of the starting blocks


 All i ask is the Scottish people to beware
the Nationalist

And remember a vote for separation
is a vote for Alex salmonds
totalitarian rule,
The end of a plural Democracy
in the snp one party state.

''The enemies of the state are known, arrests are being made, the prisons begin to fill."
Alex Salmond

Sunday, October 14, 2012

2014                       1914



As a Unionist I can only say using the 1914-1918
war and the image of    United Kingdom
Great Britain united against a common enemy.
To counter Alex  Salmonds snp  YES campaign
is fair game as one dirty trick to another.
But one wonders when every other Remembrance day
is to remember the end of and not the beginning
of the Ist world war .

After all the proud brave volunteers were 
(those who survived )  vastly different
men and women at the end of that slaughter war.
the  cry of home by Christmas was long replaced
by Our Glorious Dead.


perhaps the commemoration should be of 1918
in 2018 at the end of the war to end all wars 
and the terrible price we all paid

But then the Propaganda  moment could 
be lost.

 Oh! how the English Eton boys teach you about
Tory notions  of  honour


 The old Lie: Dulce et decorum est
Pro patria mori.

Bent double, like old beggars under sacks,
Knock-kneed, coughing like hags, we cursed through sludge,
Till on the haunting flares we turned our backs,
And towards our distant rest began to trudge.
Men marched asleep. Many had lost their boots,
But limped on, blood-shod. All went lame, all blind;
Drunk with fatigue; deaf even to the hoots
Of gas-shells dropping softly behind.

Gas! GAS! Quick, boys! - An ecstasy of fumbling,

Fitting the clumsy helmets just in time,
But someone still was yelling out and stumbling
And floundering like a man in fire or lime. -
Dim through the misty panes and thick green light
As under a green sea, I saw him drowning.

In all my dreams before my helpless sight

He plunges at me, guttering, choking, drowning.

If in some smothering dreams, you too could pace

Behind the wagon that we flung him in,
And watch the white eyes writhing in his face,
His hanging face, like a devil's sick of sin;
If you could hear, at every jolt, the blood
Come gargling from the froth-corrupted lungs,
Bitter as the cud
Of vile, incurable sores on innocent tongues, -
My friend, you would not tell with such high zest
To children ardent for some desperate glory,
The old Lie: Dulce et decorum est
Pro patria mori.

Sunday, October 7, 2012

Alex Salmond decides to join
the NATO Nuclear club
But will have Nuclear
arsenal stored overseas

 snp support WMDS



Tuesday, October 2, 2012

I'll vote Labour to
my dying day

Niko on his death bed
with the local snp Gauleiter
by his bedside(uninvited)
 Gauleiter- Hurry up and die Niko
we have some Polish Scots 
waiting to move into your croft 
and they cant wait any longer to move in

Niko-(dying) arghh! Vote Labour ! (dies) 
 Gauleiter- (punching the deceased Niko in the face)
Calls out.

Come on you Poles there's another dying Scot down
the gait and we need to move our supporters in asap

for CH 



 local snp Gauleiter-tris

other roles were played
by members of the cast


Monday, October 1, 2012

Scottish independence: Referendum should have

 tight spending limits, says Alex Salmond

Too late fat boy the UK printing presses are rolling
off the Money call it the Unionist Dividend

 He said: “It’s rather important to have limits on campaign spending
 and that applies to elections and referendums. 
Why? Because you don’t want someone to buy the ballot.


 Buy the Ballot we are going to buy
the Scottish Nation lock & stock
you best pray long and hard
cos at the end of this you
are Fecking



Thursday, September 27, 2012

Sturgeon household on £200k 

Nice little corner for the

Sturgeon Household  a million squids in

five years


Plus Benefits  Council tax freeze, free scrips

well anything the bitch can get her hands on

Still in an Independent Scotland
under snp tyranny it would be
a million ££ every year

Is it fair

Nah but the Nats say

fuck fair we are at the trough now

and we mean to feast on English Gold

Prof Midwinter said
18,000 jobs in the NHS and local government had been axed this year alone to fund the flagship SNP policies of the council tax freeze, free prescriptions and free university tuition

 Good old snp steal yer money to make themselves rich
 and throw the rest down the drain


Wednesday, September 26, 2012

Johann Lamont

tells it like it is

The snp stay true to form
and lie through there teeth

Johann Lamont

seen out clubbing

with Niko

 SNP Pudding Basin haircut AKA
Deputy Leader Nicola Sturgeon


 "At a time when people are facing serious wage restraint
 and rising living costs, the council-tax freeze,
 the abolition of charges for prescriptions,
 support for higher education, apprenticeships and
 the elderly are all part of the support we in society give to each other."

Should read

 "At a time when poor people are facing serious wage restraint
and rising living costs, the council-tax freeze, the abolition of
charges for prescriptions, support for higher education,
apprenticeships and the elderly are all part of the support
we in the snp society give to the wealthy within Scottish society
 each other."

even though that much needed  money could be used to aid
the most vulnerable within SCOTTISH SOCIETY

Mind when this point was put to snp cabal at the Holyrood
Free Bar and Grill
they replied Feck them off they are just a load