How to get the

First Fat Man Of Scotland

OFF THE HOOK

 
(the fat fuck)

easy peasy

LABOUR is ready to open the door for the UK government
to take control of the Scottish independence referendum,

Just Organise the Referendum for him
(THE FAT FUCK)
Alex knows like all the snp knows
they aint gonna win the referendum
thats why he is busting a gut
(and with Alex its big fat one)
to bolt on Devo-max..
The fact is not having a referendum
is the best option for the snp
but having made a promise they
are shit scared of dropping  it splat.!
So if  Westmonster where to
organise themselves a winning
NO to a referendum
Alex would be the happiest Scot on the Planet
as he could spend the next ten years whinging and whining
chip on his shoulder snp style.

And working Towards

REFERENDUM II 

And maybe a better chance of winning a

YES

To Independence


and thats the snps cunning plan