Saturday, June 24, 2017

Glastonbury crowd chant "oh Jeremy Corbyn" live on BBC

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  1. Don't make me laugh. Shirt lifter. Bastard

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    1. Journalist Carol Malone and her husband went on holiday on the Norfolk Broads with his brother and sister in law and her brother and sister in law. All three women came back and had babies 👶 exactly 38 weeks upon their return. Oh... hold on it wasn't journalist Carol Maline 🤔. It was Emma Stitt and her relations. And they didn't have babies. They had a party for Emma's mum Sue who was 60 that year. Not for considering ghosts don't drive! Get it?

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  2. I'm out there doing it. I'm f**ucking doing it man!

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    1. Hi Flinster. I've just went on a weeks holiday to Greece. Could of been Spain or Italy. It was sunny. I went with Tommy the poof from Alloa. Hardly saw him but I had a great time at the olive oil 🛢 factory at Las Palmas. I got free offers so I paid the extra for the 8 litres to go in the checked in bags. I think Tommy's still there. There was an Arab lad hanging around with sunspecs on.

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    2. I'm the real deal. Whenever anyone asks which Spice Girl I'd be, I always say Old Spice. Which Spice Girl would YOU be? (This could turn into a new craze.)

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    3. I'd be Green Spice because I'm a eco warrior but I'm also a bit green with envy about Lee Mack's new car.

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    4. I'd be Constipated Spanish Dancer Spice because I cannot passo doble (get it? Pass a dobley!].

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    5. I would be Lupin Spice because I like my bitches strong and my walnuts wrong.

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  3. I'm keeping notes on the new people that moved in just up the road from me. Starting on Monday I'll be following one of them in turn and jotting down where they go, who they meet, what they do and when. I don't believe their a normal family. Bastards. I'll make them pay if their up to no good

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    1. John Redwind MP will let you know I you can get a grant to check up on them. I'll bet there on the paediatricians register.

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    2. Nobody ever bought a brown scooter.

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    3. I thought she was a bit of a tart really. All that grunting.

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    4. To everyone who's deluged Mum and Gary with concern, I can confirm I am in tip top condition. I'm fine. They're fine and I have ann appointment with the podiatrist on the 24th. Thanks. Em

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